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By memoryloss - 04/12/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
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lindon555 0

I would have punched him in the face and say " srry I forgot who u were and u scared me"

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1awliet 8

As long as you can remember your name, age etc I think you'll be fine.

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mommapanda 0

Does anybody read the side effects list on medication before taking them?

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shrdlu 28

Yes, it makes me realize I have all of them.

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every1luvsboners 11

I need to know the name of the medication so I can use it for my defense in my upcoming masturbating on public transportation case.

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ryankon518 3

A lot of anti-convulsant drugs have this effect.

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DocBastard 38

My guess is that the medication OP was given is a narcotic. They don't cause amnesia, but they can knock you the hell out and make you feel like you're walking on the ceiling. Doctors should have a sense of humour, as should patients. Don't expect us to be robots that just dole out diagnoses and prescriptions.

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drewfus2 6

I would just like to point out that this man is awesome. Thank you for your time.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

So, would you please tell me how you would be able to tell if the amnesia was caused by the medication or the head injury?

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murdersquirrel 15

If it's happening a week later, it's probably the medicine.

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BrittRoxx101 7

Creeepy what other things did he do/say that you cant remember??

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lauraaaaaa_fml 7

If your doctor did give you meds that have amnesia as a side effect, that's just a ridiculous thing to do for a head injury. How on earth are you supposed to tell if amnesia is just a result of the meds or a genuine symptom of something being wrong?! Your doctor is an idiot OP, FYL for having to pay for that shit.

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murdersquirrel 15

Amnesia results from a serious head injury that causes swelling in the brain. The highly trained doctor that does this kind of shit for a living probably knows what he's doing.

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heyitslexx 3

he raped you and you didn't remember!

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Kueezy 6

He probably raped you too but you couldn't remember. Or maybe he drugged you?! O.o

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