By WhyMe - 26/09/2009 03:54 - United States

Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML
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WhyMeAC 0

Well, for starters, I'm 99% sure this dude was staring at me because we were standing alone in the annex of the bus terminal, and every time I looked up from my book, he was staring. Secondly, it was almost midnight and this was the same terminal my boyfriend was held up at gunpoint outside of less than a year ago, so I was already on edge. Third, I didn't sit down. Because the creepy **** smiled at me when I got on the bus! I stood. But the fact that the only open seat was next to him seemed worth mentioning in context.

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Tell him you have a penis. Problem solved.... MAYBE.

You can try as hard as you want to avoid it, but creepers always manage to find a way to be creepy


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Try standing up?! Your option when a packed bus and only one seat available is probably best to stand, because theres always going to be an old person NEEDING to sit down. let her take the creepy guy :)

lissy_123 2

Go ****, i mean seriously?

You can try as hard as you want to avoid it, but creepers always manage to find a way to be creepy

Exactly! Lol! I took a picture today, living in NYC there's effing hobo looking people everywhere. I managed to find a creepy looking dude in my picture looking at the camera. Apparently he was right behind me and I didn't notice...I turned around to look, nowhere to be found. Creepers always manage to be creepy. :D

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PlasmaWafflez 0

That sucks. I saw a creepy dude at the bus stop today and walked down the street to the stop before, always go before and not after!

Well, if you walk to the stop after and they're still on that bus, you've got a creeper SQUARED.

Wtf? Where is your logic? You're saying they HAVE to get out after one stop, which is walking distance?

Fail on my part. I meant to type the stop BEFORE, not AFTER the bus station. As in, said guy would be a creep with teleportation powers.

OP wrote they were at the terminal, so surely there wasn't a stop before.

I think we've had more than enough "creepy people on public transportation" FMLs.

Puke on him. That seems to be the thing to do to lose a guy's admiration.

*Sigh*. *Sticks finger in throat* ACK. Oh god. That's no fun.

jchansfan 0

YDI for your poorly thought out strategy and for judging the creepy guy... Its not like he really did anything tother then stare at you. maybe he was just weird. Its not the end of the world...

I feel like we need the other side of the story. Was OP dressed in such a way that Guy would've given her attention? How can OP be sure he was staring unless she was staring back herself (as in, maybe he was interested but just glanced at her and she just kept noticing)? And how do we know Guy was even looking at OP in the first place? I'm reminded of this one FML where the OP got yelled at for staring at a girl when he was simply daydreaming. Finally, why is the first reaction generally "guy looking at woman = creeper" nowadays? In any case, OP, sorry you had to go through that ordeal.

"...Cause id like to see you out in the moonlight id like to kiss you way back in the sticks id like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and id like to check you for ticks..." Most stalker-ish song i know

"And I know a place Where no one is likely to pass You don't care if it's late And, you don't care if you're lost... And oh, you look so tired But tonight you presume too much Too much, too much And if it's the last thing I ever do I'm gonna get you..." Come on, man, Morrissey FTW

"Whatcha' doin' tonight? I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone? Who's stealing your dreams? Why can't I bring you into my life? What would it take to make you see that I'm alive? If I was invisible Then I could just watch you in your room" I think those sound more stalker-ish. What do you think?

jchansfan 0

"When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so ******' special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so ******' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh"

jchansfan 0

OMG BIG DAWG LOL I SO REMEMBER THAT SONG! I also remember ridiculing it alot... who's it even by again? lol :P

What about Slipknot's stalker song? That's practically the stalker ANTHEM. "I can see you but you can't see me I could touch you and you wouldn't even feel me Wait a second and you'll settle down I'm just waiting, 'til you really let your guard down? Your relaxed, your sublime, your amazing You don't even know the danger you're facing If I'm quiet, I'll slide up behind you And if you hear me I'll enjoy trying to find you I've been with you all day I'm trying to stay calm i'm impatient and it's really hard to breathe I'm going to empty you and fill you in with me"

jchansfan 0

Haha when you said "stalker anthem" it made me think of that comedian I saw making fun of Enrique... lol "You're, on your couch... and I'm in the bush watching through your window(Sung to the tune of "Escape")" Haha you like have to see it to appreciate how funny it is, but it was amazing... :P

I just realized something, if you really think about it, "you belong with me" is a stalker-ish song. not as much as those ones, but still a bit

This is Taylor Swift's only good song: And that's only because T-Pain's in it. The rest of her stuff is an aural abortion.

ahahaha, i love thug story :) an hey , Taylor swift is a good artist! for awhile. untill you realize most of her songs are the same. so i listen to the ones that are different :)

Lol. I refuse to listen to anything by her. She's COUNTRY. She is not "good". Also, "Snow White Queen" by Evanescence is a stalker song. "You belong to me, my snow white queen, there's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over. Soon, my love, you'll see, you're just like me, don't scream anymore, my love, 'cause all I want is you."

boo_betch_boo 0

"I'm a killer, cold and wrathful Silent sleeper, I've been inside your bedroom I've murdered half the town left you love-notes on their headstones I'll fill the graveyards until I have you. Moonlight walking, I smell your softness carnivorous and lusting to track you down among the pines I want you stuffed into my mouth hold you down and tear you open, live inside you - love, I'd never hurt you. But I'll grind against your bones until our marrows mix I will eat you slowly..." The Horror of Our Love Ludo

*Is hatin'* Good on, boo. I like it. :) I like Mercy's too.

How about Stone Sour?? "I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head"

jchansfan 0

No they're right. Country is horrible... But so is Death Cab... :/

Registered is right. I don't like Death Cab. Does Mercy like Nightwish? For some reason, I imagine you as a girl who would like Nightwish.

jchansfan 0

Through Glass almost sounds more like the Corey(the singer) is quarantined by the glass than him being outside looking in... Notice later lines "remember what you're starring at is me" and what not...

My take on Through Glass: To me it sounds like he wants something he can't have. He's looking at someone through glass. Like watching them from a distance but can't have them.

WHAT DID I DO? I like the Nightwish girls. Mmmm. I like the older stuff when they were opera-ish. You sound like you have good taste in music. I personally like prog rock mostly, but when in the right mood, I love some metal. I also like a lot of what most people say is "shitty nu metal". So sue me.

jchansfan 0

Some lines do suggest that, but it clashes with others. "While you're outside staring in, remember what you're staring at is me." Makes it clear he is on display to whoever his is singing too. Personally the song reminded me pof the first few seasons of Smallville as lame as that sounds. But for actual meaning, i think he feels he's surrounded by an artifical environment(possibly a metaphore for his celebrety status) while others look on. "How much is real? So much to question An epidemic of the mannequins, contaminating everything We thought came from the heart But never did right from the start Just listen to the noises (Null and void instead of voices)" mercyFML- :'(

By the way, we have lost plexico. I never should have told him about Redtube. Now we'll never see him again. He'll be found dead of a heart attack coupled with dehydration, but he will have died happy. :) Also, yeah, I really like your interpretation. Sounds like you're right.

jchansfan 0

I can respect that, I've heard a lot of Death Cab, but i just don't really care for it, however i was kidding when i said they sucked lol. Personally i like punk(standard punk, pop-punk, hardcore punk, its all good) among other stuff. Intoxicunt- Prog? Do you happen to like Muse at all? They're more "New Prog" I guess, so I dunno, but i love them... XD

Yes, I like Muse quite a bit. :) The Mars Volta owns every other band, IMO. They don't like to be called "prog rock" though. So, I just took one of those Facebook quizzes to see which "starlet" I was and got Taylor Swift. Damn them.