Romance ain't dead

By rawr101 - 02/10/2010 06:25 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 928
You deserved it 5 808

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.


ifyouseekamy666 0
iSitt 0

text him back saying how you missed the way he is so patient and understanding because your current bf just gives you multiple orgasms then leaves.

KingDingALing 9

Or you can tell him that his dick is too small for you.

benny2465 0

Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.

carpediemryders 0

who really cares, I mean if you were in the mood then take it for what it is, you each get your **** on everyone busts then you go your separate ways. It is what it is!!!

I'm w/ y'all doesn't sound like she has moved on & is gettin it from anywhere else. Shit, just at least get some. I would.

uhm ew honest or not that's uncalled for or in this case untexted for lmao -Ł

kaijapapaya 0

I think OP just got molexted. (cyanide & happiness)

no OP dosnt want a sandwich. hes a big boy and wants a chicken dinner! even tho technically that would be anything since everthing tastes like chicken in a way.

xGet_Over_It 0

show him what he's been missing ;) lol jk

Chelsee45 5

that's horrible. lol. I text punch him. xD

you can't express sarcasm through text?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Well, he was thinking of you..

heyheyhey !!! hahahaha a nerd ? as u can see i ealk in without fear to msg u and walk out as a winner ^^ buh !, we can't see. Your comment is unreadable.