Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 792
You deserved it 12 082

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

Comments

crash9805 0

Definitely not an FML...should have been more spontaneous and jumped in to help her!

i think YDI because you should have start to hit that a while before you noticed she wanted some shit

lol # 15 amazing :D yeah sorry man, epic fail. I'm a GIRL and i know what you shoudl have done lol

Don't feel bad about it, she's got at least a dozen years more practice than you do at that and since you've only dated her a few months (probably), it really isn't going to be worth comparing. Really though, what you should've done was earn some brownie points. Kissing her, caressing her, just doing whatever to please her would've definitely helped you out in the long run. She's already been going at it for 3 hours so that's 3 hours of work you don't have to do. It shows that you don't have a problem with her enjoying herself (which you shouldn't). Finally, it shows that you actually did something for her without expecting anything in return. In the long run that would've turned out great for you. Alternatively, you could've just shouted "SHAZAM!" and went back to pretending to sleep.

boredaltogether 0

Man you have to get in on that. Not quite sure why you werent doin the same thing your room mate was a few seconds later.

volleyball16 0

Well, that's the time to get you some!

Who could resist that? Why didn't you help her?

First of all #12 ur a complete dumbass and I agree with everyone saying u should of gotten on top of her

FML_Add1cT 0

You weren't even gettin any?! Hopefully y'all are sexually active. If not fyl