Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 717
You deserved it 12 059

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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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OMG if you didnt F--- her, YOU'RE RETARDED!

TBR 0

lol i saw this being the clasic Jim Levenstein moment.

Exactly what I was thinking.

What did you just lie there? Way to make your girlfriend feel like dirt.

how is this a FML at all, she's horny, you're there... problem solved.

Are you joking? That's awesome!

that is so hot, why the fuck weren't you fucking her brains out?

oh my god my girlfriend was masturbating next to me noooooo. jesus.

greenfairy_fml 0

um, if I was your gf I would want you to offer another hand or to join in...not complain about it on a website. and #35 and #40... maybe she's too polite to wake up her bf at 6 A.M. ... that's rude. whether it's for sex or not.

What is wrong with you? As a female, I find this a disappointment. I feel bad for your girl. People get turned on to porn/sexual noises. That's why there is so much of it. There. Mystery solved. In fact, would have thought for a guy it would be one of those "holy crap! you're just like us!" moment and then get turned on like never before at at this. 90% of the males on here are correct. Man up!