Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes
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hahahahahahahaha
Your boyfriend is fucking awesome.
Your boyfriend is fucking awesome.
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_Noon_
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I totally agree :D Although I don't think I'd be 'in the mood' afterwards xD
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allmidnighteyes
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If they're into it, they could role-play and give names for each others' parts... like, Yoshi's gonna tongue her Koopa
Even though Koopa wouldn't work in that context, I don't care.
Or he could just go the Patton Oswalt route. "When Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my love paint!"
Even though Koopa wouldn't work in that context, I don't care.
Or he could just go the Patton Oswalt route. "When Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my love paint!"
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CrispyYoshi
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.. what is this 'Koopas gets along with Yoshies' nonsense you speak of!? This.. this monstrosity of a colorful imagination of yours you've created!!
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luciusmix12
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I agree with you!! Her boyfriend is fucking A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!! Mario FTW!!!
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senior_dingdong
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hahaha i agree with #4 down there, i would SO wanna do this guy just for the hilariousness of it all.
But i thought this would be more relevant to #1:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367
please watch
hahaa its a super mario sex tape from the geniuses @ college humor.com!!!!
I COULD-A EAT PEACH FOR HOURS=
But i thought this would be more relevant to #1:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367
please watch
hahaa its a super mario sex tape from the geniuses @ college humor.com!!!!
I COULD-A EAT PEACH FOR HOURS=
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Sygonus
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Agreed, this is great. The OP needs to get a sense of humour. I'm tired of all these FMLs about sex where someone's significant other will do/say something funny, and they'll complain about it.
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Darling_Cherry
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I absolutely agree. I would die laughing if my boyfriend referred to himself as Mario.
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letsmovetoparis
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exactly! thats a fucking aphrodisiac if you ask me
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Samuraixman
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dont forget mario always goes first
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TheLoneWolf87
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Threesome with Luigi?
And BTW, they added pm's. Kewl.
And BTW, they added pm's. Kewl.
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BabyImTwisted
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LOL thats amazing !
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CL41RE
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A1L12E4X26
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I love Mario, but not like that.
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jigsaw918
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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nerdlover
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Agreed.
My boyfriend is named David as well and is a uber nerd too.
One night when it was particularly dark in our room and we had been fooling around just as hes about to thrust in me he says "I'm going to hump the darkness!" yea mood was ruined for a good 10 minutes by giggling.
My boyfriend is named David as well and is a uber nerd too.
One night when it was particularly dark in our room and we had been fooling around just as hes about to thrust in me he says "I'm going to hump the darkness!" yea mood was ruined for a good 10 minutes by giggling.
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ohsoale
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
awwww (((:
awwww (((:
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Jason_Has_Heart
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YDI because its so baddass
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yumesupernova
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LOL Epic win! xD
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Secret_Fire_King
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hahahahaha.. "It's-a-me! Mario!".. XD
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alicksfairclough
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:,) I love him
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sicpupyz122
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WIN
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PoopTrainDix
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epiiiiic!!!
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kieran247
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lol that's awesome how is this an fml?
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caitlin21holly
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what does ftw mean??
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swimchamp922
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for the win
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hilda_kitty
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Completely agreed, 1, completely agreed...
OP, how is this an FML? I know it's probably not the most arousing thing to hear in the middle of great sex but I think anyone with at least a little bit of humor in them would piss themselves laughing. Man that was a long sentence.
OP, how is this an FML? I know it's probably not the most arousing thing to hear in the middle of great sex but I think anyone with at least a little bit of humor in them would piss themselves laughing. Man that was a long sentence.
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allieo
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fuck the world
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3kmtg
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Give him a red mushroom and he'll grow
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superspongenova
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OH BABY
That must have been VERY arousing.
That must have been VERY arousing.
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neonokku
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nice!
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neonokku
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nice!
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YoshiTimex3
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HAHAHAHA :] faggeett
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nlandcena
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lol ur figgot
Translation: You're an idiot.
Translation: You're an idiot.
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Yaz_fml
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I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD
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depechemode
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He sounds awesome indeed, buuhuut... the trying could imply it was their first time.... When I had sex for the first time, I would have died of shame and agony if my bf said something like that.. But, on the other hand, it sure makes it memorable.
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wbrycem
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That's a strange connection you made ... just because I'm trying to do something doesn't mean it's the first time I've done something.
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onigiriqueen
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#66: you would have died of shame? Are you really that pathetic?
OP: Marry him. But if you REALLY think that this constitutes an FML, leave him for a better fisherwoman to catch. You don't deserve him.
OP: Marry him. But if you REALLY think that this constitutes an FML, leave him for a better fisherwoman to catch. You don't deserve him.
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xXLenaXx
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the bf is amazing! :D i'm still wetting myself :D
and #66, i think the "trying" implied they were about to, but didn't get there due to the mood-kill.
(which i don't understand, coz the more my bf acts goofy and dorky, the more i giggle, and the more it lightens the mood for both of us :))
and #66, i think the "trying" implied they were about to, but didn't get there due to the mood-kill.
(which i don't understand, coz the more my bf acts goofy and dorky, the more i giggle, and the more it lightens the mood for both of us :))
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CrispyYoshi
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You know... You really shouldn't take that too seriously. He was only joking about that. :
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phlie
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screwtaylor
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Does he have Mario's tiny dick too?
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Starchild21
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LOL! that's fucked up :P
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Puolukka
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Yea...until he finds one of those super mushroom things that make him grow :p
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stixjd90
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that was uncalled for...i guess you couldn't just comment about the post like everyone else right?
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screwtaylor
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Are you high or something? I'm pretty sure that my comment relates to this FML. Re-read my comment before jumping to conclusions.
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stixjd90
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no, i am not high. but i believe the post was about what her boyfriend said to her, and didn't concern anyone's genitals, therefore your comment wasn't really related to it. and whether it was related to the post or not, it was still rude.
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Emma_91
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@ 187
Chill out. This is FML, you obviously haven't been here long or else you'd know these types of comments are extremely common. I doubt #7 was being serious. -_-
Chill out. This is FML, you obviously haven't been here long or else you'd know these types of comments are extremely common. I doubt #7 was being serious. -_-
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ChelseaChops
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Wow, an influx of boring sex lies. First it's transformers, then it's mario. I'm sure there have been more. YAWN.
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pedosmurf
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Transforming into sex position and it's a go!
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madiwoods012
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You're a loser
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vooper
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haha, wooow. how unromantic.
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superstephen4
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bwahahaha.
so ur name is peach right?
so ur name is peach right?
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CrispyYoshi
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Dunno, but my name's CrispyYoshi! 8D
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Gwythinn
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No, it's Toadstool. God dammit. I want to smack the shit out of whoever decided to randomly rename her.
Your boyfriend is fucking awesome.