By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States
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If they're into it, they could role-play and give names for each others' parts... like, Yoshi's gonna tongue her Koopa Even though Koopa wouldn't work in that context, I don't care. Or he could just go the Patton Oswalt route. "When Captain Frosting gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I'm all done with my love paint!"
hahaha i agree with #4 down there, i would SO wanna do this guy just for the hilariousness of it all. But i thought this would be more relevant to #1: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367 please watch hahaa its a super mario sex tape from the geniuses @ college humor.com!!!! I COULD-A EAT PEACH FOR HOURS=
Agreed. My boyfriend is named David as well and is a uber nerd too. One night when it was particularly dark in our room and we had been fooling around just as hes about to thrust in me he says "I'm going to hump the darkness!" yea mood was ruined for a good 10 minutes by giggling.
Completely agreed, 1, completely agreed... OP, how is this an FML? I know it's probably not the most arousing thing to hear in the middle of great sex but I think anyone with at least a little bit of humor in them would piss themselves laughing. Man that was a long sentence.
the bf is amazing! :D i'm still wetting myself :D and #66, i think the "trying" implied they were about to, but didn't get there due to the mood-kill. (which i don't understand, coz the more my bf acts goofy and dorky, the more i giggle, and the more it lightens the mood for both of us :))