Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

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MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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dickliker 0

I would of woke you up and said put that dick in me and make me moan because if they have sec then we should to

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onorexveritas 23

that was your que to make your roommate listen to YOU have sex from 6-9am

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YourAFailmod 4

Damn your room mate has got some stamina!

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sugarbear0727 19

Wow. When I'm horny, and I play with myself, my boyfriend is either helping or on top within a minute or two. Don't be a baby, and start getting a few lessons from your roommate about pleasing a woman, it'll help.

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wruch 6

Okay so I'm not trying to be "that guy" but we dont know the circumstances. What if his roommate constantly keeps them awake and he's tired? Or maybe he got in a fight with his gf and he's upset that shes masturbating to his roommate? And maybe he was too tired from lack of sleep to help her out. Or else we all agree he would or should have. No one knows the situation, calm down. He will most definitely take the opportunity next time ;)

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Z33F 2

I think everyone hates u for being stupid in that situation

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karmaisabitch6 3

take advantage of the situation and **** her man dont be a wuss

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