Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

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MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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Shyman4ever 0

YOU IDIOT. You shouldve joined her it was the perfect time you stupid ******* dumbass.

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darknailpolish 0

i would've woken her up if i thought someone was asleep.

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elliekinslurvsya 0

wait, wait, wait...your roommate had sex for 3 hours?? and you just listened?!

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BennyG 0

skrew half of these guys,, it must suck to see you girlfriend ********** to your best friend

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antiluck101 0

Dude at least u got some ****** action I mean like wut was her reaction when she saw you couldn't of been THAT bad.

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my_haylie_baby 0

Love it!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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GrtJzzMn 0

Ya I have to admit that it like going forgold right there. not a FML but you do need to satisfy your woman now.

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emdre 0

maybe your gay cause that should have turned you on

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