Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my landlord, due to a past of being an asshole and now enhanced with dementia, suddenly jumped down my throat for parking incorrectly in the driveway, because there's no room for their two cars. He hasn't had two cars in a year. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!?! Try KITTEN MITTENS :D That is honestly the ONLY thing I think of every time I see something about Pennsylvania
Anarchy_fml 0
Throw a chair at her car?
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twiggly 0
To sue someone you need to prove that they've completely ruined a part of your life. So in essence, did the lawn chair cause your car to break down, which then caused you to be late for work and miss wages for weeks, which after a certain amount of time you were fired because you were consistently late due to having no car thus having no income? Or, did the said lawn chair's dent to the car cause you such emotional stress that you couldn't function? Chances are if the lawn chair hit the car hard enough to cause it not to work, that lady would have noticed when she threw it and probably wouldn't argue the fact that she'd have to pay the damages.
Mykeh 0
Moving in should usually be a fun experience. By the sounds of it you didn't have a fun experience.
kukopia 0
Can't really blame the g/f, since you 'moved in' with the 'gentleman', aka her b/f... Now the 3 of you can have make-up sex!!!
mike1921 0
Yes, you could. I don't care if someone cheats, you don't damage their property. Especially if it's not the person in the relationship.
kukopia 0
>> To sue someone you need to prove that they've completely ruined a part of your life
kukopia 0
Gonna try this again, as FML is F'g w/ me... >.> To sue someone you need to prove that they've completely ruined a part of your life
mike1921 0
Instead of just causing property damage?
trakus 0
LOL, civil suite!! Sue da bitch.
Intoxicunt 6
WIN. You and your wordplay.
Sorrel 0
Tonight is future tense. And when this does happen later today, I suggest that you be there to look at the damages, and using his words as testimonial, get compensation for said damages. Not that difficult really.
Disarm 0
Am I the only one weirded out by the throwing of a lawn chair? I seriously thought they only did that on Flavor of Love. Andd: You should have went after her with the garden hose. Or an axe. Whicheverr.
digitaljunky 5
Disarm is kinda hot ;)