Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my landlord, due to a past of being an asshole and now enhanced with dementia, suddenly jumped down my throat for parking incorrectly in the driveway, because there's no room for their two cars. He hasn't had two cars in a year. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!?! Try KITTEN MITTENS :D That is honestly the ONLY thing I think of every time I see something about Pennsylvania
Anarchy_fml 0
Throw a chair at her car?
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allmidnighteyes 11
Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!?! Try KITTEN MITTENS :D That is honestly the ONLY thing I think of every time I see something about Pennsylvania
Reyo 2
It's not like it's a situation a good case of RAEP won't fix.
Anarchy_fml 0
Throw a chair at her car?
sretter 0
unlucky you how about throwing a piano on her car?
Intoxicunt 6
I don't know where my comment went, but it said: "Unless she's built like Chyna Doll, I doubt it did much damage." Sorry if this double posts.
allmidnighteyes 11
I steal'd yer comment place :D
Intoxicunt 6
I know. Damn ninja.
01100110 0
if it was a metal lawn chair it could've caused scratches/dents etc, which are a pain in the ass because they're usually not worth it to replace, but if he's like me, he really cares about his car, then I'd be more pissed than "oh no she hit my car let me post it on FML to get sympathy from the internet"
tingting1 0
yeah well good job picking that room to rent if she caused a lot of damage though, she should have to pay for it
hqwoody327 0
throw a fist at her face!
Anarchy_fml 0
By fist you mean genital?
killerrr 0
Throw the lawn chair at her face. Then make her pay for any damages to your car.
jchansfan 0
That really sucks and she should pay for damages, but its also quite funny... Makes me wonder how much damage throwing a lawnchair'd do though. They always seemed so harmless until now... o_O'
the_walrus 0
I've ran over numerous lawn chairs with no damge to the car, bit different if somethrows it I guess but reletively harmless pieces of garden furniture. It could have been a bbq or wheel barrow, now those **** up your vehicle.
allmidnighteyes 11
When I read older gentleman, I honestly thought this would go in a totally different direction. Like him trying to fold out his lawn chair in your backseat.
redbluegreen 41
Kick off the stilett-Er... I mean. Slippers?
allmidnighteyes 11
I almost want to punch a baby for that song reference =/
redbluegreen 41
Actually, now that I think about it... Throwing his dentures out the window sounds like a better plan to me. And be quiet! The song haunts me too!
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
AME, where's that baby? I'm punching it next... fersure..maybe. Fersure not, fersure eh, fersure BOMB! Awwh, redbluegreen, lookit what you and your reference did!