By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00

Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 286
You deserved it 1 575

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CBL88 25

It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.

Superbaker123 14

That sounds like more of an f his life

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CBL88 25

It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.

SKYstlimit 11

how long is the hair? cus this could be zero problem, either he has long hair, which you would have known when you started dating him or he has a tiny penis and if that really concerns you that much then you can break up, bad thing to break up over in my opinion but if you can't live with it then that's what you've got to do

bobsanction 18

His BACK hair. Back hair generally doesn't grow that long.

Superbaker123 14

That sounds like more of an f his life

jcash52426 5

He must have a small dick then.

My back hair is longer than my dick but I still have a girlfriend.

Who are you? Chewbacca? Jacob the werewolf?

bowser2080 10

same here, I'd be worried if my cwock was longer then my hair( my hair goes halfway down my back)

His back hair must be extremely long, or his dick is tiny. I'm going with the latter

Put mustache wax on his back hair, twist it into a phallus and ride that pony!!!

This FML should have started with Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because... YDI