Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best...

By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By screwedhousemate - 28/03/2011 11:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

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Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Look's like she's paying all of it now. - 06/06/2017 02:00

Today, I got into a very intense fight with my roommate about rent payment. She got so angry that she snatched my purse, walked out into the hallway and threw it down the garbage chute. Along with my money, my driver's licence, my credit cards, and my monthly paycheck was in that purse. FML

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By college0001 - 20/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Burlington

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 9 July 2019 14:18

There is more to this story than the surface information shows. Also how they could get you evicted within a few hours is quite an achievement if you are validly on the lease. If you were staying there without being on the lease then it would be more a case of the leaseholder throwing you out rather than evicting you.

Trinity Fenwick 7

Tuesday 9 July 2019 13:57

sounds like ur not on the lease. if you are then call the cops and your landlord.

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Trinity Fenwick 7

Tuesday 9 July 2019 13:57

sounds like ur not on the lease. if you are then call the cops and your landlord.

Adrian James 8

Tuesday 9 July 2019 14:48

I’m on the lease, but they used a pet loop hole to turn the landlord.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 9 July 2019 14:18

Adrian James 8

Tuesday 9 July 2019 14:47

I was on the lease, they used a pet loop hole. I added more detail in another comment

Adrian Michael Noe 2

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:53

In most states, Housing laws mandate that if the person has lived in the residence for ninety days or more they are a legal resident of the dwelling and all evictions must be filed through the courts and served by a Sheriff's Deputy in order to be a valid eviction. But yes you are also right.

Adrian James 8

Tuesday 9 July 2019 14:46

Yes, there is more. I have two pet rabbits, as a group we decided not to tell the landlord about it. They invited the landlord over, showed him the rabbits. Legally I could have fought it, at least gotten 24 hours, but here you can be evicted for pets. I had a friend who picked me up, and that seemed better than living in a toxic situation