Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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datoismyname
| 22
Haha that's funny. Sucks to be you.
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borntoperform
| 14
Wow I can't even think of a joke to sugar coat this:/ Have you looked for some new places to live?
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Hehe I can picture OP turning around and awkwardly say "So... How's the meat?"
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opendoorclosed
| 8
Hit and run ain't no fun. Ok sorry you had to read that. In all seriousness, you deserve it.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Obviously OP was just breaking the new car in. By actually breaking it.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
I'm sure that's not the only "hit and run" their daughter experienced.
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kooochris1995
| 14
OP must be an Asian.
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jwade11
| 12
Dumbass!!
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tjv3
| 10
you are a fucktard and I hope they called the cops
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TurnpikeTwister
| 0
OP should not be allowed to reproduce, YDI big time fuck head
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Pslcybn5
| 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
Yea....illegal..And I mean really what kind of douche just runs like that. Someone did that to my car while I was in target, luckily the dent wasn't too bad. They did leave a note though, thank god, it said "...I'm not sorry" really eased my pain (:
Seriously though, ydi.
Seriously though, ydi.
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Lanceeden
| 12
I had a dream I crashed my dads porsche and I was scared.
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Daralea
| 21
I had a dream that all the posts on the internet today were witty and relevant. I woke up hopeful.
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
I have a dream... That white people, black people... And even asians, can play poker together.
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MissyPastaCreeps
| 16
I have I dream that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned
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FlufflyFlamingos
| 0
Have you looked for some new places to live?
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Smiff80
| 0
Lol, your insurance premium is about to go up and possibly your rent. Better get Geico and Maaco. I know you were so embarrassed.
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trgower13
| 0
Sucks for you OP. karma is a bitch trying to hit and run!
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FreshlyCut
| 0
Karma isn't real!! So shut the heck up
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Karma will fuck your bunghole.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Lol maybe you should have done the right thing and told him. And how could u not see them having a BBQ outside??
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Or smell it, for that matter.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Xpfienvcoeet Ahhh that smell is great
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Icecream93
| 4
YDI for just walking away like that :x If you didn't he'd probably be a lot less mad than he is now :3.
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iliketurdles
| 7
And that kids is what happens when you try to run away from your responsibilities.
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OneNightStan
| 2
That's what you get for being shady!
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sailoroftheseas
| 7
stupid boy
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cradle6
| 13
Girl*
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sailoroftheseas
| 7
Jerk.
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Purpleknott
| 0
Girls steal to k? It's not only the guys. You're a jerk! You sexist person!
Well, that and Jersey Shore.