Wow I can't even think of a joke to sugar coat this:/ Have you looked for some new places to live?

Hehe I can picture OP turning around and awkwardly say "So... How's the meat?"

Hit and run ain't no fun. Ok sorry you had to read that. In all seriousness, you deserve it.

Obviously OP was just breaking the new car in. By actually breaking it.

I'm sure that's not the only "hit and run" their daughter experienced.

OP must be an Asian.

Dumbass!!

you are a fucktard and I hope they called the cops

OP should not be allowed to reproduce, YDI big time fuck head

Yea....illegal..And I mean really what kind of douche just runs like that. Someone did that to my car while I was in target, luckily the dent wasn't too bad. They did leave a note though, thank god, it said "...I'm not sorry" really eased my pain (: Seriously though, ydi.

I had a dream I crashed my dads porsche and I was scared.

I had a dream that all the posts on the internet today were witty and relevant. I woke up hopeful.

I have a dream... That white people, black people... And even asians, can play poker together.

I have I dream that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned

Karma isn't real!! So shut the heck up

Karma will fuck your bunghole. |the kid|

Or smell it, for that matter.

Xpfienvcoeet Ahhh that smell is great

Girl*

Jerk.

Girls steal to k? It's not only the guys. You're a jerk! You sexist person!