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Haha that's funny. Sucks to be you.
Wow I can't even think of a joke to sugar coat this:/ Have you looked for some new places to live?
Hehe I can picture OP turning around and awkwardly say "So... How's the meat?"
Hit and run ain't no fun. Ok sorry you had to read that. In all seriousness, you deserve it.
Obviously OP was just breaking the new car in. By actually breaking it.
I'm sure that's not the only "hit and run" their daughter experienced.
OP must be an Asian.
OP should not be allowed to reproduce, YDI big time **** head
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
Yea....illegal..And I mean really what kind of douche just runs like that. Someone did that to my car while I was in target, luckily the dent wasn't too bad. They did leave a note though, thank god, it said "...I'm not sorry" really eased my pain (: Seriously though, ydi.
I had a dream I crashed my dads porsche and I was scared.
I had a dream that all the posts on the internet today were witty and relevant. I woke up hopeful.
I have a dream... That white people, black people... And even asians, can play poker together.
I have I dream that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned
Have you looked for some new places to live?
Lol, your insurance premium is about to go up and possibly your rent. Better get Geico and Maaco. I know you were so embarrassed.
Karma isn't real!! So shut the heck up
Karma will **** your bunghole. |the kid|
Lol maybe you should have done the right thing and told him. And how could u not see them having a BBQ outside??
Or smell it, for that matter.
Xpfienvcoeet Ahhh that smell is great
And that kids is what happens when you try to run away from your responsibilities.
stupid boy
Jerk.
Girls steal to k? It's not only the guys. You're a jerk! You sexist person!
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You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!