Cars, Accident, Trauma and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

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You deserved it 1 638

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By busmonster - 12/09/2015 00:32 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 143

You deserved it 22 375

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 343

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 893

You deserved it 2 495

By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 754

You deserved it 4 375

By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 999

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 2 593

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 189

You deserved it 78 166

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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You deserved it 21 311

kaybows 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

And that is why you always look both ways.

kunjac0945 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.

Comments

kaybows 14

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

And that is why you always look both ways.

lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:13

That's what you get when you let your heart win

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 3 October 2015 17:17

Whoooaaahoaoao!.... wait, why the **** did we break into Paramore? Did Hayley Williams run over the guy?

kunjac0945 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.

ArturoRamirez 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:12

He really hit the road.

MathiBears 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:29

Oh I can relate actually because I took my niece to a parade yesterday and a little kid got ran over by a float and she's just now started talking again.

dyoy_87 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:00

Is he ok?

MathiBears 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:46

He's in the hospital but I don't know any details sadly because I don't know the parents.

thejokingguy13 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:31

Well that's just flat out bad

noah_1234 24

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:35

Is anyone mire worried about the man than the niece.

chuka81 27

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:14

I'm not. While nobody deserves to get knocked down, it is definitely his fault that he did. The kid however was simply trying to enjoy the view from her balcony.