Kids: Sorry kiddo

Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Kate - 21/06/2017 02:00

Today, my 5-year-old cousin came over. We were on the trampoline in my backyard when he fell off and started crying and screaming. While I was trying to comfort him, my mom came out yelling at me for "pushing him off the trampoline" and grounded me for a month. FML

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In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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Freaked out

By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By totallymyfaultyeah - 18/07/2017 05:00

Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

Comments

livelife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

oh shit, i would have been super salty if i were her. haha but yeah i guess it wasnt your fault

elmo6 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 13:55

its a fml cuz proubly he feels bad nd ppl are mad at him

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

Mistakes happen, but that's still evil.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 9 January 2011 7:55

it's the kids fault. even a kid that young has the common sense not to stand in front of a swing like that and not to mention that their parents are always reminding them.

jamieleigh_315 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:13

77 your retarded she's 3 not 10 not every1 that little knows not 2 go in front of pple swinging

vitjoey4 14

Wednesday 24 February 2016 23:14

Not with your education maybe, but other then that 3 is old enough to walk and talk and have complex cognitive brain functions, so therefore she should be able to think that a heavy fast moving object would hurt her

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...

shawnarawwwrr 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:34

2, its not evil if she couldnt control it. baby kickers ftw. how far did she fly!??! 0_o

Allison_H 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 21:41

LOL.

mf_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:40

reminds me of my friend's birthday parties... her mom handed-out poppers, and since i wasn't feeling the party, i went off away from all the other kids and let my popper go off. right as soon as i did, this kid whizzed past me and it got him right in the face ("that's what she said"). total fml moment. so i can kinda feel ya on this one.

haxromana 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:43

Well, she won't do that again. Operant conditioning at its finest. You'll all laugh about it when she's older. "Sweetie, do you remember that time that aunt [Name] kicked you in the face? Good times."

Jimboom 11

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:50

Ha ha! She deserved for not looking where she was going. The person swinging has little/no control over where they are going. The person walking in front of the swing set does.

Luckycookie 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:58

today, i turned 3. i got kicked in the face and got a black eye. FML.

CokokoLa 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:16

why the hell would there be a three year old on FML? wtf

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 12:40

79 - it's a joke stfu

TheLab 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 10:02

Haha that's how some kids learn

Kitiara521 24

Thursday 30 April 2009 10:05

I did that once, too... 'cept I didn't feel so bad 'cause I was on the school yard swing set, I was nine, and my mother had been telling him not to walk so close to the swing set 'cause he could get hurt... and his mother should've been watching him instead of... whatever else she was doing. At least you don't have to worry about doing *that* anymore, though. Kids learn fast with stuff like that.