Cars, Accident, Trauma and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By scarredforlife - 03/10/2015 01:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

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Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

And that is why you always look both ways.

kunjac0945 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 15:27

He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.

Comments

Js2cool 6

Monday 5 October 2015 13:33

That didn't ******* happen you liar

Xion0014 20

Monday 5 October 2015 16:20

Being an adult and seeing that now, i would be pretty traumatized also. X:

patlopez719 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 23:07

Lol

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