By ThisIsMyLife - 15/9/2019 12:00

Flowers (Nothing But)

Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

Time for the Spanish Inquisition (I bet you weren't expecting this!):
1) How old are you?
2) Is this the first time you've ever bought flowers while being served by a male cashier?
3) If the answer to #2 is "No", is this the first time a male cashier has picked them up before you've had a chance to get them?
4) Have you ever had a boyfriend?
5) If the answer to #4 is "yes", what reason have they given for never buying you flowers?

By  core01  |  29

The only time guys have given me flowers is either when they fuck up, or want to fuck. Buying your own flowers is far more pleasant in the long run

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

Time for the Spanish Inquisition (I bet you weren't expecting this!):
1) How old are you?
2) Is this the first time you've ever bought flowers while being served by a male cashier?
3) If the answer to #2 is "No", is this the first time a male cashier has picked them up before you've had a chance to get them?
4) Have you ever had a boyfriend?
5) If the answer to #4 is "yes", what reason have they given for never buying you flowers?

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  chyiochan  |  28

I have to say, men don't have to buy someone flowers. I always told my then bf and now husband to never buy me them, but he still does sometimes. Maybe if OP does have a bf, he gets her other things instead.

If there's no BF or she never had one, then OP is going 'poor me' for a situation that has never even had the opportunity to happen..

By  core01  |  29

The only time guys have given me flowers is either when they fuck up, or want to fuck. Buying your own flowers is far more pleasant in the long run