Love: Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous"...

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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g00nie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:16

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

theanonymoose 3

Monday 21 September 2009 12:17

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

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g00nie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:16

You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?

aberfrog5 0

Monday 21 September 2009 22:21

Seriously. It was a sweet idea, but he could have put his name on it. :P

Plumppotato 3

Monday 21 September 2009 22:25

what about you without guts? although that would make you dead. however some people are into that. so you got that going for you.

uhgggg_ 0

Monday 21 September 2009 22:33

wooow stolen from the sweet life of zach and cody.

jakedmagic 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:23

If you actually watch that show you deserve to... nah I'm not even going to say it=P

ColorNine 1

Friday 25 September 2009 21:56

Next time, reach down, grab the pair and man up. Seriously. To be honest bro, getting told no ain't that bad.

dragonxfly 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:39

looks like /b/ got her before you did :D

theanonymoose 3

Monday 21 September 2009 12:17

Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.

evan_7899 28

Friday 5 July 2013 1:17

Thats why you man up, grow some grapes and put your name

Koalafrau_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:19

You deserve it for not letting her know who the flowers were from. Get some balls, man! What were you afraid of?

decoybag 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:51

For sure....DEFINITELY a bad, bad, badddd idea.

ImZakki 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:37

Probably rejection

time4coffee 3

Monday 21 September 2009 12:19

YDI for not signing your name- have some balls

Strike1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:26

YDI - leaving the door open for her to think it was someone else...

v1kt4r 13

Monday 21 September 2009 12:27

YDI, what did u think, she's pyshic??

FlexMaster 10

Monday 13 March 2017 0:16

Dislike for misspell

tingting1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:31

guess you should've put your name then.

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 20:08

captain hindsight everybody...

tttron 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:37

too much of a pansy to give them to her yourself? or did you think she'd immediately know who they're from?

nom_nom_nom 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:38

It sounds like an adorable gesture I don't think YDI, but if you weren't giving them to her personally you should of had the guts to sign your name. All well hun, better luck next time. You live and learn (: