FML : Today, a job candidate I was interviewing took a drink of water, and let it dribble down her chin and shirt while making fixed eye contact with me. FML

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Today, a job candidate I was interviewing took a drink of water, and let it dribble down her chin and shirt while making fixed eye contact with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Zanna - / Thursday 23 March 2017 12:00 /

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By Tripartita | 42

#7428567 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:48

"You're hired! You're perfect for person-who-finds-it-difficult-to-do-simple-tasks in our infomercial!"

By DEADPOOL076 | 24

#7428557 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:05

Maybe is you hadn't listed "creepy" as a job prerequisite. Seriously, it's almost as bad as dating, when you are in charge of hiring. Once I interviewed a prospective security guard and while I was explaining the site we were hiring for he picked his nose...and ate it. My sympathies.

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By sjattiepoo | 1

#7428544 - Thursday 23 March 2017 01:11

Just look her straight in the eye and say 'Next'.

By DEADPOOL076 | 24

#7428557 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:05

species4872 | 19

#7428563 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:31

You should have hired him, At least he brings his own lunch.

jasonrellet | 20

#7428608 - Thursday 23 March 2017 05:47

I'm sorry about that I didn't know that wasnt a proper thing to do

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7428566 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:45

She was probably as horrified (on the inside) as you were. Interview nerves make even the best of us freeze up sometimes. If she's otherwise well qualified, and the rest of the interview went well, give her due consideration.

By Tripartita | 42

#7428567 - Thursday 23 March 2017 02:48

"You're hired! You're perfect for person-who-finds-it-difficult-to-do-simple-tasks in our infomercial!"

By stingray112 | 24

#7428574 - Thursday 23 March 2017 03:10

Man your life sucks

By RichardPencil | 22

#7428588 - Thursday 23 March 2017 04:16

You're hired! Can you start tomorrow, or now? I'll bring you a banana.

By Xikira | 5

#7428601 - Thursday 23 March 2017 05:11

The poor girl was probably embarassed and terrfied. A lot of times interviews make us nervous and out us on edge she probably froze and had no idea what to do.

By Goblin182 | 26

#7428634 - Thursday 23 March 2017 06:41

And she got the job?

By HappyPickles | 10

#7428720 - Thursday 23 March 2017 09:58

The way I read this, she was trying to say: "If you give me this job, I'll have sex with you." So, did you give her the job??

By Sparx1_1 | 16

#7428824 - Friday 24 March 2017 12:02

Maybe she was being pressured family to find a job? I actually knew a couple of people who would arrange interviews, get their mom or dad to drive them there, and then do something blindingly obvious to guarantee they would not get the job.