Health, Lockdown, Pandemic and Coronavirus: Panic! At the Costco

Panic! At the Costco

By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

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By davy0540 - 30/11/2014 06:09 - United States

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 19:50 - United States

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

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By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 21:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML

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Aru Naddon 6

Monday 16 March 2020 22:20

Took me 3 days and 9 different stores to find some toilet paper.

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 16 March 2020 17:01

That’s the reality now...stay safe.

Comments

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 16 March 2020 17:01

That’s the reality now...stay safe.

newwitch2010 11

Monday 16 March 2020 19:16

You and everyone else dear.

Aru Naddon 6

Monday 16 March 2020 22:20

Took me 3 days and 9 different stores to find some toilet paper.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 March 2020 22:56

Sounds like we're all in a ... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation.0

Amanda G Rich 23

Tuesday 17 March 2020 3:53

quit with the SHITuation jokes already!

imgoingtohell 19

Tuesday 17 March 2020 3:23

Just get a bidet.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 17 March 2020 8:38

Yeah because it's real easy to get one, and use it properly, and it's very common in the western world"......

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 17 March 2020 22:29

Best to wear a nappy then

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 17 March 2020 22:30

Isn't there a corner shop near you? Indians have loads

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 March 2020 19:17

At least you've got some. I'm down to four rolls in the entire house and have been unable to get a square in two weeks.

Matthew Irmen 11

Monday 23 March 2020 14:09

Everybody is freaking out about toilet paper. Personally, I’d be using a wash cloth!

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