Dogs, Awkward and Animals: First impressions

First impressions

By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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You deserved it 41 444

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 373

You deserved it 5 866

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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You deserved it 65 775

By sarahmaxine - 09/05/2015 04:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend came over to meet my parents. Everything was going fine until she said she owned a dog. My mom then immediately attempted to check her scalp for lice. FML

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You deserved it 2 108

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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You deserved it 3 000

By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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You deserved it 2 151

By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 800

That weird family down the street

By aaaaaaaand I’m single - 24/07/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML

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You deserved it 235

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 349

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 843

You deserved it 5 439

By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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You deserved it 7 462

kumonsucks 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:03

Sir you have a neck. Looking down isn't illegal

Nighthunter 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:02

Good first impression! Especially on the dog!

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:12

Yo quiero revenge.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:12

Yup your an arsehole

BostonBear 33

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:15

that has ydi written all over it.

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:16

Here's what you do.. Actually, there is no way out of this one. Bow out, sir. You're done.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:22

Well, now I have the image of Op's penis flying across the room stuck in my head. Thanks, Noor.

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:24

You kicked the dumbledore!

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:29

As far as I'm concerned, that's a fantastic way to greet a Chihuahua.

AG1216 18

Monday 12 August 2013 4:24

Thats terrible, i have a chihuahua and they are wonderful dogs. Its just like saying a pit bull is evil. It depends on how its trained/who their owners are.

eericcartman 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:29

Not sure if it's dead as your name suggests, but you are probably dead to your girlfriend's parents.

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:30

Meh, I hate chihuahua's but that sucks for you and your gf's family if they really loved their pet.

happle 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 19:55

Implying they probably don't love their pet...

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 20:08

Well if they couldn't stand the doggie they would secretly be gratefull.

AllieCat21 21

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:22

If they couldn't stand the dog, they could give it away to someone else...

tj5810 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:31

What a dick head move on your part. Honestly, I'd do the exact same thing to you if I knew you did that to my dog. Hopefully you would land and cause a big thud too, you idiot.