Love, Family and Fight: That weird family down the street

That weird family down the street

By aaaaaaaand I’m single - 24/07/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend home. My overprotective sister got into her face and started the whole, "if you hurt him, I’ll kick your ass" speech. My girlfriend responded by whooping my sister’s ass up and down our driveway. It took both me and my mom to pull her off. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 228

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

Boundaries, dude!

By JoeBidenIsMyFIL - 02/03/2020 18:00

Today, I had to physically restrain my girlfriend from assaulting my father after he drunkenly poked her in the ribs for the fifth time. FML

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You deserved it 379

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 24 July 2021 20:05

That's tough. Guessing by your profile name, that drew that last straw for your new girlfriend. I recommend talking to your overprotective sister to quit the act if the ass whupping didn't curtail her overprotective behavior. It's messing up your dating life. Or maybe simply keep your future girlfriends away from her ass (mostly for her own safety). Hope the scrap was entertaining at least.

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 25 July 2021 2:12

your sister deserved it. the gf is a keeper.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 24 July 2021 20:05

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 July 2021 0:15

Good thing your sister took the ass-kicking that could have been unleashed on you. You ought to give your sister a nice gift so she can back up her tough talk, like martial arts classes or a gun.

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 25 July 2021 2:12

your sister deserved it. the gf is a keeper.

Alan883 11

Sunday 25 July 2021 7:02

no she isn,t, the (going by the username) ex-girlfriend is certainly not a keeper. was op's sister talking shit she shouldn't have ? yes, she most certainly did. but if you think beating someone up for that kind of remark is fine than try it and than ask a judge about it. it shows severe anger issues and a lack of self restrained, it might aswell have been the op that got the beating half a year down the relationship for some minor reason.