By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 550
You deserved it 6 900

Same thing different taste

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Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.


Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.

posting this on the internet may not help their case

I know this website is popular but what are the odds of her landlord or even another building resident seeing this? Although, you now have me wondering if anyone has been caught out by FML.

The son might give it away by saying something. Running is the best option.

incoherentrmblr 21

This is priceless. Even more priceless if he reads this.

MAD01502 20

Lie like you've never lied before!!!

bertyogurt 7

I'm surprised that this wasn't tremendously thumbed down. lol.

DarkSaul 20

It was probably because it was original. Not like "Op is in a crappy situation" that has been posted everywhere.

bertyogurt 7

I've seen it a few other times on other urine related posts, and everyone pretty much jumped in responding with "just stop", and "quit", which I thought was pretty funny. I'll be the one that gets thumbed down, however, so **** it.

bertyogurt 7

It you type "urine" into the FML search bar and search all of the urine related posts, almost every comment section will have this comment. Just thought you'd want to see how unoriginal it actually is.

you will never win. its either the pun is not funny, or it is. FML community has its fits

iglesia 11

Seems like urine a spot of bother. Try to explain it to him calmly so you won't piss him off.

akballerchicity 11

Why would he/she tell that her son did it? Just lie.

Uhh… 'cause he's only 5 and they are more easily forgiven.

Seems like you are in a pissy situation! Oh yeah, I have always wanted to do this. Let the thumbs down commence.

Thumbed down purely for mentioning being thumbed down.

Thumbed down for saying someone was going to get thumbed down for saying they were going to get thumbed down.

Thumbed down for confusing me with that last one.

mariab2898 13

There are so many urine jokes and they're not even that funny.

Your landlord can still be a reasonable person despite being an ex-convict. Explain what happened and that you will do what is necessary to make the smell of urine go away - it's your kid, after all, so it's your responsibility to fix the problem.

Yes about 80% of convicts are in on nonviolent charges, most of them just possession of drugs. So unless your land lord went to a gladiator academy of a prison odds are he's not that bad of a guy... he's just really tall

Thank you. You are actually a mature human being who realizes that people can still be nice.

lol he sounds so unreasonable just from op saying "He wants answers."

Sounds like Urine a lot of trouble. now excuse me while I take my down votes like man.

Damit someone already said it I'm too lazy to read 8 comments

This editing your comments system Sucks FML staff you should be able to delete your comments

bertyogurt 7

@25- Maybe you should take the users opinion with the intention of creating a flawless app, and not insult the user. Just an insane thought. I'm sure I'll be banned after this, but **** it.

I wish you guys would let us thumb you up (or down).

skipper2009 18

The FML staff can't handle being shot down. They are "sensitive".

HahahaHAHAHA! I loved your reply, didi!!

Wizardo 33

Don't be a snitch, he won't like that but channel your inner con artist and blame let's say an animal for example...

What kind of example would lying about it set for OP's 5 year old son? It may be unpleasant, but it's probably a better idea for OP to teach his son about honesty and taking responsibilities for his actions.

Wizardo 33

Yo man when it comes to potentially dangerous situations screw it. But of course OP could discipline the kid afterwards without having to feel threatened and embarrassed by a giant ass, prison hardened dude.