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Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.
posting this on the internet may not help their case
I know this website is popular but what are the odds of her landlord or even another building resident seeing this? Although, you now have me wondering if anyone has been caught out by FML.
The son might give it away by saying something. Running is the best option.
173 people are liars
Sounds like urine a lot of trouble
you will never win. its either the pun is not funny, or it is. FML community has its fits
XD this cracked me up oh my gosh
R Kelly?
Seems like urine a spot of bother. Try to explain it to him calmly so you won't piss him off.
Uhh… 'cause he's only 5 and they are more easily forgiven.
The puns! They burn!!!
Know of any good hiding spots?
Seems like you are in a pissy situation! Oh yeah, I have always wanted to do this. Let the thumbs down commence.
Thumbed down purely for mentioning being thumbed down.
Thumbed down for saying someone was going to get thumbed down for saying they were going to get thumbed down.
Thumbed down for confusing me with that last one.
Your landlord can still be a reasonable person despite being an ex-convict. Explain what happened and that you will do what is necessary to make the smell of urine go away - it's your kid, after all, so it's your responsibility to fix the problem.
Yes about 80% of convicts are in on nonviolent charges, most of them just possession of drugs. So unless your land lord went to a gladiator academy of a prison odds are he's not that bad of a guy... he's just really tall
6 feet isn't REALLY tall
It is if you're a dwarf.
Thank you. You are actually a mature human being who realizes that people can still be nice.
lol he sounds so unreasonable just from op saying "He wants answers."
Sounds like Urine a lot of trouble. now excuse me while I take my down votes like man.
Damit someone already said it I'm too lazy to read 8 comments
This editing your comments system Sucks FML staff you should be able to delete your comments
Did you just...
I wish you guys would let us thumb you up (or down).
HahahaHAHAHA! I loved your reply, didi!!
Don't drop the soap big homie....
Don't be a snitch, he won't like that but channel your inner con artist and blame let's say an animal for example...
What kind of example would lying about it set for OP's 5 year old son? It may be unpleasant, but it's probably a better idea for OP to teach his son about honesty and taking responsibilities for his actions.
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Sounds like urine a lot of trouble
Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.