FML : Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside...

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Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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You deserved it

By Rhyno / Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:37 / United States

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By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7469662 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

(After a few seconds of awkward silence) *Apologizes like the real man you are*

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479937 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:13

Well, did you at least apologize?

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By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7469662 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

(After a few seconds of awkward silence) *Apologizes like the real man you are*

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479937 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:13

Well, did you at least apologize?

By TheSacredRatty | 18

#7560092 - Friday 3 November 2017 22:40

*Continues Driving*

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