First impressions

By I think its dead - 15/01/2013 07:33 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
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kumonsucks 7

Sir you have a neck. Looking down isn't illegal

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Nighthunter 11

Good first impression! Especially on the dog!

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183933 6

A furry football... I hate those dogs. I'd never kick one, but oh how I would love to.

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clueless05 12

Noor I actually thought that too at first, but then I continued reading the FML and got it. Thank god I'm not the only one!

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Eiregal2 10

I don't know about you lot, but for me this whole fml brings the memory of Jeff Dunham in spark of insanity and his skit about the " yapping bouncing Beanie baby" love it lol

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Axel5238 29

That sucks, but kinda your fault. If your first response is too immediately kick something across the room without out even looking. Imagine if that had been a small child that ran up to say hi and grabbed your leg.

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JiHadJoe910 2

Don't listen to these assholes.... It happens all the time with me I have boxers. When I go to visit my grandparents, who has chihuahuas, I accidentally kick them

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akiahara 14

He didn't accidentally kick them, he punted the damn dog across the room when he was annoyed with it. Huge difference.

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Steve95401 49

Keep your drop kicking skills sharp for the next few months. You might have a new career opportunity next season when the NFL training camps open.

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