People really need to learn to keep comments to themselves. Everyone has an opinion, but everyone can choose to stay quiet instead of being an inconsiderate jerk. Sorry for the crude comment, OP, and although your wife laughing may have been rude as well, try to understand that she didn't mean any disrespect. Forget about it, get over it, and get on with your life :)

I guarantee the 1538 people that said you deserved it were vegans.

I think the only really crazy person here is you. Please don't rePRODUCE

Damn OP you should've fired back with something witty like, "whatever you say, skeletor."

Quit being such a fat pig you cannibal. Most Cannibals say pig is the closest to human so.... Let's just call you Officer Lector.

If it upsets you so much, take steps to change yourself to become the person you want to be. The Human condition should not involve stagnation, so go out and change for the better! That, and talk to your wife.

That's really ******* funny, though if you don't like those sort of jokes made about you maybe you should lose weight

I mean it's funny but it was mean