Explain that one

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 02:03

Today, I was eating dinner with my husband and his family. My father-in-law says to my mother-in-law, "You know what’s in your mouth? Sausage!" It was so random that I laughed, as quietly as I could. My husband then loudly asked me what was so funny. Everyone went quiet and looked at me. FML
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You should have stared them all down and said "Your dad is talking about blowjobs!" Call their bluff!

So answer the question. Not sure why that's a problem. ydi

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You should have stared them all down and said "Your dad is talking about blowjobs!" Call their bluff!

"I'm laughing at people who think Robert Pattinson will make a good Batman."

I was hoping for Danny DeVito.

"And I laughed at the people who thought Michael Keaton would and Christian Bale and oh I'm sensing a pattern"

Don't forget Ben Affleck! And George Clooney, who hated playing the part lol

So answer the question. Not sure why that's a problem. ydi

So... you could explain it to us: "It was so random that I laughed", but you couldn't just... say that when asked?

I think it's that moment you realize you have to explain a dirty joke your husband's dad made to your husband who should have gotten it.

My question is: Why would FIL say such a thing to his wife? WTF?