Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
I bet he voted for Donald Trump.
epost1 13
merica' f*uck yea!
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mrBearBear 11
With demands like that I'd be fine with being disowned.
ThrottleJockey 36
"Dad, I'm a gay, sterile, transsexual, albino black man. Allah be praised."
msmedieval 11
Play his game if you're underage then when you're out of his home & not financially dependant on him, do whatever you want. Unfortunately I speak from experience....
xxcutekatxx2 13
I was expecting OP to end this FML with I was going to tell him I'm gay and have am dating a muslim/black person..
bornpatriot 11
What if you marry a Gay Black Muslim just to piss your father off !!!
genshift 8
So many ways to piss off the bigots, and so little time...
Teamk09 13
I live in Pennsylvania
Dawsonah 14
I feel like that is a bit far.
fishyrael 29
I know the feel OP, I came out as a lesbian three months ago and it's been mandatory church for me every week until the "sin is cleansed." Close minded parents are the worst.
nevereyes 31
Sounds like we have very similar fathers sadly, just move out when you can and do what you want.