Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
I bet he voted for Donald Trump.
epost1 13
merica' f*uck yea!
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ImZakki 15
You should do the complete opposite to annoy him
olga_crvjl 19
Whoa father of year right there lol jk I feel bad for you and your sister
colder13 10
You could really mess him up by telling him that he is getting a grand kid from both of you...then explain that your sister's is pregnant and you are the father...though it sounds like that may be acceptable to dad.
jinsy 13
Personally, I would disown him and live my own life
Death546 25
Marry a gay black Muslim guy.
falsecut 12
Marry a sterile black gay guy and become Muslim.
miku061402 2
My dad won't let me do those things either. And I'm gay. I haven't told him yet.
satiricalthomas 10
Here is my gay boyfriend Jerome bilnaben he and I will be married under alah and we celebrate by burning the American flag
teechur 15
Apparently you lost it somewhere between the sperm and egg. SMH
The_ghetto_mango 25
In my opinion, no parent is supposed to tell their child who to be. What if you go and love and marry a Muslim or black guy. News flash, Dad, the heart rarely listens to outside forces.