Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
I bet he voted for Donald Trump.
epost1 13
merica' f*uck yea!
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Comments (180)
WittyReference 8
Whelp, it's clear what you must do. Marry a gay black Muslim and never have kids!
DoomSkuller 28
I'd just go ahead and take the disowning at that point. I wouldn't even want to be in the will of someone so bigoted.
kelizsaiz 4
marry a bisexual Asian Buddhist, then adopt a pan sexual Mexican Satanist. that's within his wishes! Just walk away as soon as you can.
PhasesPhantom 22
So, here's the deal. Find yourself a gay Muslim black person and get married to them.
8djht8 19
Hey yo pops... SHUT THE **** UP!
baubsmith 6
you may excercise your free will to ignore him or to obey him. Either way, your free will is all in your head.
kakes_413 4
marry a gay Muslim black person of the same gender, then get some permanent birth control surgery.
AmbrosiaFan74 4
What a great dad. I'd disown him. So much for unconditional love :/
miakandula 7
that's horrible!
DaniealThePope 18
Is your dad Donald Trump? Just a tip if you don't know if he stairs at you in a sexual way it's him.