By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52 4 1 32 24 Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 705 You deserved it 4 367 Tweet Share
By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire 3 2 3 85 Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 582 You deserved it 80 Tweet Share