Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
I bet he voted for Donald Trump.
epost1 13
merica' f*uck yea!
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Comments (180)
Bulbadragon 21
Would being disowned by him really be that bad if he's like that?
Curtis66 19
Go marry a gay black Muslim just to show him.
louiswood 13
Just wait till your 18
Dynamite73 25
It's easy not to be gay but I have a crush on a Muslim girl so if those were the rules for me too, he gets a giant middle finger.
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
"It's easy not to be gay?" You do realise it's not a choice right? If you think it IS a choice then prove it. Become gay, then go straight again. Can't do it? Oh, right, sexuality isn't a thing you have control over.
sidpool912 14
god bless 'murcia
vikky538 29
He is the perfect family guy
Mojos12 6
My dad is kinda like that
simsgirlgem 25
i suggest cutting dad out your life if he tells you who you can love and kids from both you he does know in some cases no matter how hard you try a child will never come be it illness or something your body does
Malsain_fml 10
Ahahahahah love your Dad! I am pretty sure you now think again your sexuality, feel attracted toward muslims or black people (which doesn't fit, one being a religion while the other is a skin color) and might not want kids.
extremereviews 26
Only 1 solution, marry a gay black Muslim man