Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
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Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
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ImagineCrazy 27
Have you contacted the police?
InfiniteSunshine 32
File a police report immediately, that's theft. I really don't understand what goes through peoples minds, did she honestly think she would get away with this? 1) you pretty much immediately know it was her when you come home to find your stuff missing and her gone, and 2) once you file a report, since she's connected to you, it shouldn't be that difficult for the police to find her. Good luck, hope you get your stuff back soon and your ex-roomate gets charged.
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Comments (16)
baileybutler 16
Guess you won't miss her too much anymore.... Sorry op
iiSpitMarbles 16
What a bitch.
slappygecko 21
So. Your wife?
ImagineCrazy 27
Have you contacted the police?
InfiniteSunshine 32
File a police report immediately, that's theft. I really don't understand what goes through peoples minds, did she honestly think she would get away with this? 1) you pretty much immediately know it was her when you come home to find your stuff missing and her gone, and 2) once you file a report, since she's connected to you, it shouldn't be that difficult for the police to find her. Good luck, hope you get your stuff back soon and your ex-roomate gets charged.
toolazytotype99 18
Should've gotten her a farewell gift
BananEnigma 24
A police report would be the appropriate "gift" in this case
Arcanel 18
Find your ex roommate and get your shit back. Hell to the no no do you just let that shit happen.
TabooSushi 24
File a police report, NOW. Don't feel guilty or hesitant for it. She stole your shit, she deserves to be punished. If the total worth of stolen items is above $1000 I believe, she can be charged with grand theft. Do it.
sunyaph 23
So petty!!
Nicole_S_ 13
find her new place and leaving a burning baggy of dog shît on the doormat
Bearsmomma 30
That's a mature way to deal with it all. SMH