Guess you won't miss her too much anymore.... Sorry op

What a bitch.

So. Your wife?

Have you contacted the police?

Hopefully, you'll see the other half of your stuff, and she'll see two halves of a police officer.

File a police report immediately, that's theft. I really don't understand what goes through peoples minds, did she honestly think she would get away with this? 1) you pretty much immediately know it was her when you come home to find your stuff missing and her gone, and 2) once you file a report, since she's connected to you, it shouldn't be that difficult for the police to find her. Good luck, hope you get your stuff back soon and your ex-roomate gets charged.

Should've gotten her a farewell gift

A police report would be the appropriate "gift" in this case

Find your ex roommate and get your shit back. Hell to the no no do you just let that shit happen.

File a police report, NOW. Don't feel guilty or hesitant for it. She stole your shit, she deserves to be punished.
If the total worth of stolen items is above $1000 I believe, she can be charged with grand theft. Do it.

So petty!!