Animals: Every day is Caturday

Every day is Caturday

By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 745

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Same thing different taste

By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 993

You deserved it 51 193

By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 189

You deserved it 424

By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 014

You deserved it 2 277

Cats will be cats

By Seasoned Cat Veteran - 18/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I'm watching my brother's cat while he's gone. I'm a seasoned cat veteran, having been around cats my whole life, but I never thought I would ever have to say, "Bob, why did you jump into the trashcan again?" with complete seriousness. This cat is WEIRD. And I've seen quite a few oddball cats before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 648

You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 205

You deserved it 3 615

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 326

You deserved it 7 347

By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 737

You deserved it 4 566

By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 000

You deserved it 3 872

By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 441

You deserved it 6 771

Still better than the Cats movie

By dirty deeds - 31/05/2020 14:00

Today, my brother’s cat pissed on my brand new bed. He refuses to replace the mattress, and claims it wasn’t his cat. We only have one cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 485

You deserved it 143

Aeroxx1337 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:37

Cats can't control minds, that's ridiculous. A cat isn't making me type this. Please help.

Pwn17 25

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:28

I can haz cheezburger... You gives it now... I commandz it.

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damarismattei 4

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:41

He got that from Dnews on YouTube .

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:49

It's too late people... The cats have already gotten to him.

amifaiyaz 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 3:35

He's been online too long.

Captain_Wyatt 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:01

The cat from outer space anybody?

brittyboo123 35

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:31

They control minds with their constant cuteness!

Bloxh 2

Wednesday 10 July 2013 21:58

Go on youtube and search scishow mind control.

soixante444 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 6:08

.................alrighty then

vonzonderen 3

Friday 12 July 2013 0:07

I kinda agree with your brother

antflga 2

Friday 13 December 2013 21:31

toxoplasmosis gondii, look it up.

access_unlimited 15

Monday 31 March 2014 5:45

they do

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML

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Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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Every day is Caturday

Same thing different taste

Cats will be cats

Still better than the Cats movie

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