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By Sis in crisis - 27/10/2024 03:00 - United States - Glendale

Today, I had to temporarily block my brother from calling me because every day for the last week or two he has called me just to yell, "THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS! THEY ARE EATING THE CATS!" before hanging up. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 October 2024 7:04

I can't decide which makes this funnier, if he's calling because he's voting for Trump or you are.

JasonThorn 20

Sunday 27 October 2024 3:10

Ahem...why "temporarily?"

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JasonThorn 20

Sunday 27 October 2024 3:10

Ahem...why "temporarily?"

Brightside86 30

Sunday 27 October 2024 7:04

I can't decide which makes this funnier, if he's calling because he's voting for Trump or you are.

suntrkr 9

Sunday 27 October 2024 20:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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