Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Comments (285)
stepymac 15
Bitch him out!!!!
Pammy25 15
shame man!
rocketiquette 20
I'd pretend to not know til he came home. I'd make that ****** bankrupt and leave his ass as soon as he stepped foot in the door.
Orchard 33
I like the way you think, rocketiquette...I guess the downside is when you're married, and your accounts are joint, OP's credit would get ****** up too..so I guess if OP is OK with going down with him in financial flames, it's all good
BoomerSpaulding 1
At lease he's doing fine right?
jokinghazard 3
Hope he still lives there! At least then he's far away
cpr774 3
Adultery is illegal in the US military
pl0xs3rver 45
As someone who is currently serving, I can tell you that nobody in the military gives a shit about it. ******* pisses me off.
Amandaeve16 4
Adultery is illegal in the military!
rabid_otaku 29
ワタシ ワ あナタ お 方んと二 ゴめんあさイ。(I'm really sorry)
OneOnJuanAction 22
At least he's doing fine, he's in the military, and hasn't been shot or killed yet.