Health, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Disorderly conduct

Disorderly conduct

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - 04/07/2013 07:03 - United States

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By DaChief - 31/05/2016 03:17 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML

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By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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xlord 27

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:42

Did he prescribe you a *****?

xlord 27

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:44

Did your boyfriend also write 3 hours long under sex?

Comments

buckdharma 36

Thursday 4 July 2013 21:54

I recently read of a cure for this from another doctor. You must hop on one foot for 30 seconds and then lay on your stomach and do the worm.

tralala453 22

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:02

You've got to admit, that's pretty funny. :P

Lumen94 10

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:23

Hahaha the doc and your bf has a good sense of humor

BlesstheSilence 11

Thursday 4 July 2013 23:18

How could you keep a straight face after reading that? That's hilarious!

threer 30

Friday 5 July 2013 1:42

Your boyfriend is a crack-up.

emuexport 4

Friday 5 July 2013 2:05

Very clever!!!!!

chuckcloninger 12

Friday 5 July 2013 2:37

If your boyfriend had been with you and the doctor you could have admitted to the craving because he is lacking in the "equipment" department.

rabidpeach 5

Friday 5 July 2013 3:11

there are waay too many peeps on here saying this is clever. either most people on today are 12-14 or our education system is worse than anyone ever imagined. seriously, you folks never thought of putting silly answers in forms? do those ad lib books make your lives?