Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML
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Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend drunkenly pissing out the window. Apparently, I should be happy he pissed out the window instead of just wetting the bed. When I suggested he drink less, he got furious and yelled that I might be a lesbian, since I apparently want him to be a "pansy girly bitch boy." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML
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malkavian_mad 13
I would dump him.
jgriff79 23
He seen it on the Internet. It MUST be true!
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Comments (201)
lowshadows 21
Honestly, what are the odds of that happening?
Attaru 8
Hey now, lets not drag the **** into this.
scr_sensei 14
Just promise to film it if that does happen. He'll definitely let you go.
cpt0bvious 2
Punch him in the FACE! Then dump his jealous raging ass.
DjMonroe95 11
First step, Admitting Denial.
BicPlease 3
It's not PornHub's fault your boyfriend is an idiot.
ReverendWhiley 1
You'd think Pornhub would make him more accepting to a fantastical situation like that. Maybe there is a Christian PornHub or something he goes to, where he gets the idea that a lesbian orgy is a threat to him.
suewtsn 3
Fantastic for you! Trust me....it's fantastic.
cza55 2
He should be encouraging you to go if that's what he thinks is gonna happen, not stopping you...
scott82 5
Sounds like a secure saine guy, what a keeper, you lucky girl . . . . . . Not !!!! Either you have mental problems, or you very over weight and don't have much choice of male companions