FML : Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront...

Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 14:40 / Latvia

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By greenie213 | 23

#5405304 - Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.

By jigglypuff34 | 16

#5405331 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:04

Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."

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By apaloosa_fml_fml | 19

#5405301 - Thursday 14 March 2013 18:57

Well that's a little worrying, what's her problem?

ohcoolstorybro | 14

#5405456 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:55

Maybe she is trying to say that she hates OP and trying to motion for
Her to do so. Be careful

folgy | 10

#5405483 - Thursday 14 March 2013 20:20

Tell said mother in law not to get too close to the edge, as it would be a shame if she accidentally fell.

Ksweety_fml | 20

#5405848 - Friday 15 March 2013 1:50

#1 that cake look so good!

By greenie213 | 23

#5405304 - Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5406239 - Friday 15 March 2013 7:29

Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.

Nicholi124 | 10

#5406338 - Friday 15 March 2013 11:39

Forget about her it's your wedding so enjoy it!!!! Congrats!!

r83839 | 22

#6673268 - Wednesday 17 August 2016 10:41

Don't give that woman any ideas.

By SuperKnuckels | 6

#5405305 - Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

that good eh? i might book a vacation there xD

By malkavian_mad | 13

#5405308 - Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

She could just have a fucked up sense of humour.

Pootato | 7

#5408914 - Sunday 17 March 2013 14:48

Yeah, I could definitely see my parents and my partner's mom making jokes like that. Some people just have a dark sense of humour.

By thelastavailable | 13

#5405323 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:03

Make it your challenge to manipulate her to like you before the wedding. I've done it many times, it's fun.

ThatPlankton | 15

#5405389 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:23

How many marriages have you been in? One divorce not good enough for you?

thelastavailable | 13

#5405497 - Thursday 14 March 2013 20:30

Oh no I meant generally, I've never been married thankfully!

By boating_guy | 33

#5405326 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:03

Monster-in-law.

By jigglypuff34 | 16

#5405331 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:04

Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."

MidnaLink | 31

#5405361 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:13

BINGO!!

mansen | 15

#5405547 - Thursday 14 March 2013 21:15

counter with "or assisted suicide", see if she gets that hint as well.

By MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5405332 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:04

Did she have dyed black hair and excessive amounts of eye makeup on?

lambda_fml | 40

#5405489 - Thursday 14 March 2013 20:27

Why does that matter?

MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5405501 - Thursday 14 March 2013 20:32

Failed emo joke...

sens3sfailing | 24

#5406263 - Friday 15 March 2013 7:59

Generalizing people of any look into them committing suicide just isn't funny. Suicide isn't funny at all actually.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5406300 - Friday 15 March 2013 9:40

It could be that she IS suicidal, I'd be concerned if a family member said something like that to me.

By lishajoy777 | 14

#5405343 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:07

Morbid much?

By notforbirds | 9

#5405350 - Thursday 14 March 2013 19:09

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