Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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greenie213
| 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
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jigglypuff34
| 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
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apaloosa_fml_fml
| 21
Well that's a little worrying, what's her problem?
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ohcoolstorybro
| 14
Maybe she is trying to say that she hates OP and trying to motion for
Her to do so. Be careful
Her to do so. Be careful
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folgy
| 10
Tell said mother in law not to get too close to the edge, as it would be a shame if she accidentally fell.
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Ksweety_fml
| 27
#1 that cake look so good!
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greenie213
| 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.
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Nicholi124
| 10
Forget about her it's your wedding so enjoy it!!!! Congrats!!
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r83839
| 22
Don't give that woman any ideas.
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
that good eh? i might book a vacation there xD
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malkavian_mad
| 13
She could just have a fucked up sense of humour.
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Pootato
| 7
Yeah, I could definitely see my parents and my partner's mom making jokes like that. Some people just have a dark sense of humour.
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thelastavailable
| 13
Make it your challenge to manipulate her to like you before the wedding. I've done it many times, it's fun.
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ThatPlankton
| 15
How many marriages have you been in? One divorce not good enough for you?
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thelastavailable
| 13
Oh no I meant generally, I've never been married thankfully!
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boating_guy
| 33
Monster-in-law.
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jigglypuff34
| 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
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MidnaLink
| 31
BINGO!!
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mansen
| 15
counter with "or assisted suicide", see if she gets that hint as well.
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
Did she have dyed black hair and excessive amounts of eye makeup on?
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lambda_fml
| 40
Why does that matter?
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
Failed emo joke...
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Generalizing people of any look into them committing suicide just isn't funny. Suicide isn't funny at all actually.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
It could be that she IS suicidal, I'd be concerned if a family member said something like that to me.
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lishajoy777
| 14
Morbid much?
By
notforbirds
| 9
Just in case