Kids: Dig this

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By pheonixxe - 01/06/2015 22:45 - United States - Sheridan

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Uncle Victim - 09/10/2023 22:00

Today, my three idiot nephews dug up a vintage bomb while "digging a hole to China." I told them not to touch it, and went in to call the police. As I did so, they took it to a pawn shop to sell as an antique. The pawn shop called the cops on them, and the cops are now on to me as they're crying, saying selling it was my idea. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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shaar_fml 33

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Close enough.

mexican_music 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

well duh

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shaar_fml 33

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Close enough.

theKevmeister 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:20

. . .leftover Chinese

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 10:10

was the dog ok doe.

xx000o 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 12:17

At least they were going the right way.

mexican_music 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

well duh

DFMLharsh 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:55

^ the force is strong with this one.

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Mommy, we have a surprise for you!

EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:48

Aw that's awful :(

ScarredVox92 16

Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:44

Talk about traumatized children.

Hoopachi 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:16

Why is this downvoted? I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't feel happy if you found the previous's owners dead dog whilst looking for China.

Thoricsteam20 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:50

Poor kids though.

ringaringaring 16

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:53

Dug. And poor kids D:

coldasfire 23

Wednesday 3 June 2015 5:53

what...?

hasooon 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:54

Was he from china?

extrasnipes 22

Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:03

Or was his/her name China?

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:56

At least your kids now know they're a delicacy in China.

sexymomo1234 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:57

Keep digging! Might find a dinosaur!

Calacor 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 16:32

this needs more likes^

igive 29

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:42

Don't tell me what to do!

EarlFug 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 21:56

Or Jimmy Hoffa

amileah13 26

Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:00

Well that escalated quickly.

thesmeagol 22

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:03

That excavated quickly.

zaidthunder1 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:01

They descended too quickly.

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