Kids: Dig this

Dig this

By pheonixxe - 01/06/2015 22:45 - United States - Sheridan

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML

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UXB alert!

By Uncle Victim - 09/10/2023 22:00

Today, my three idiot nephews dug up a vintage bomb while "digging a hole to China." I told them not to touch it, and went in to call the police. As I did so, they took it to a pawn shop to sell as an antique. The pawn shop called the cops on them, and the cops are now on to me as they're crying, saying selling it was my idea. FML

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By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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shaar_fml 33

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

Close enough.

mexican_music 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 12:47

well duh

Comments

Dick_diamond 22

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:04

The comments on this FML are taking a decidedly racist bent... Backing off slowly

kingnothing123x 11

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:35

"Duh" gotta put your old friend somewhere

seriouslygrowup 11

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:38

So lying to your kids have consequences you weren't expecting? Who knew!

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:31

Totally!

dcats 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:47

A dog named China

jen1097 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 14:55

*dug, FML staff can you please fix it?

SadSouthernBell 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:13

Hopefully they only found bones. You seem creative enough to play it off well. Ancient burial grounds of a lost civilization.

ninety 25

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:57

Because the bones of dead people are way less traumatizing than the bones of a dead animal.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 2 June 2015 16:41

Call before you dig in case of power lines. Call811.com

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:00

Wait... how do you call a .com? It's "Call '1-800-Miss Dig' around here.

ILikeKoalas 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:31

YDI. You shouldn't just make shit up to get your kids to get off your back.

klutz44 28

Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:50

Yeah, facilitating creative play and helping her kids use their imaginations and be physically active was definitely a bad call. OP should have stuck them in front of the TV instead.