Dig this

By pheonixxe - 01/06/2015 22:45 - United States - Sheridan

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 930
You deserved it 8 260

Same thing different taste

Comments

Sathane 21

Was the dog's name "China"?

thatonetribute 31

Taffy didn't go to the farm?

That's actually kind of awesome... Time for a science experiment in which they learn about the circle of life and decay!

Plot twist: the dog's name is China

mark it as a discovery for the young kid

Tell then the dogs name was China. Problem solved

FYKidsL but YDI for letting the kids dig in the yard so deeply. What if they had hit a power line?

She'd know if she had power lines running under her yard.

Call 811. It's in OP's backyard. Pipes usually run parallel to roadways, anyway. If there is a water main, septic tank, etc. as a responsible adult would know where they would be. Otherwise, it's just a dead dog. Get over it.