By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
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ChrisLTC 3

And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?

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TheMasticater 9

Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!

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ChrisLTC 3

And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?

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CattyPurry 0

mother did not know best.

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TheMasticater 9

Did I not make it clear that I know that and I just misread? :P

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RouletteRed 6

No you gotta bury him in the sand box so they can atleast dig him up. They get nore thrills that way lol

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zbajis 7

hopefully they don't know about zombies. otherwise they might think fido is one

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dolphincheddar 10

How are they scarred for life? It's not like they dug it up. And they wouldn't have known if you didn't tell them otherwise.. I don't get how this is an fml

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HolyHandGrenade 4

At least you didn't bury it in the Pet Cemetary.

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bfflrhea 0

Eventually they will kick it up from stopping on the swings...

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Nanall 15

This will make an interesting story for when they go to therapy..

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_Oblivion_ 12

yeah 40 i wouldnt want to fall on a kicked up carcass of my pet dog. I can just see bones sticking up and op's kids having sword fights

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Dispute 3

Keep digging Watson!

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NastyNinja31 0

Tell him he was digging for a bone and got stuck

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shannonreneee 11

I use to try and find my buried animals thinking I could find awesome fossils. There's gotta be something wrong there :|

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lydia_is_gayyy 1

This seems Iikr a mystery for... Scooby Dooby Doo

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shybear15 0

Yea, maybe not the best idea

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mustardhippo 4

Did you tell them about your cat buried under the slide?

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MerrikBarbarian 9

yay I'm not the only one who finds animal bones cool! I tried to dig up a pet for the skull but never found them. bugs or maceration I now know is the way to go if you want to keep pets bones.

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tatababe 1

I wonder if there going to become serial killers I'm sure I've seen something like that on tv

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ShyAnn29 14

I'd be scared to dig up a dead pet!! There's a lot of animals we have buried, we even have a horse and a goat buried.

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iPoopMusic 0

Cuz Fido loved teh swing :'(

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SadinSherman 16

Isn't that kids who torture animals that are more likely to be psychopaths

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alicekittykatt 0

lol. Thats Kinda sad how were you raised???

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abceasyas123abc 12

Oh my goodness, don't even know where to being.. Rest in peace, snoopy.

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CookiesNOJ 0

Being with grammar.. that's always a good place to start ^_^

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Askzombie 14

at least they didnt dig me upz

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cldean24 4

What being?! Omg you must be so bad at grammar. There is no way you can get being from begin! Seriously guys, you think the person doesn't know the difference between being and begin? You have to correct people why?

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abceasyas123abc 12

Haha, I must have typed 'begin' incorrectly and the iPhone autocorrected it to 'being'. As if more people wouldn't recognize that possibility. It'd be a pretty crazy "grammatical error" to interchange the two.

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TheMasticater 9

Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!

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CronosDage 0

Scarred in a scare. A scar is a near-permanent injury mark, the scare will stick with them, like a scar, for life.

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adropofpeace 8

It's okay, aside from your comment being buried so far down the devil will be able to play with it, everyone understands. :)

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carolinabreathin 0

1 point to dumb parenting.

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NastyNinja31 0

Bad parenting: 1 our future: 0

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neongurl98 10

Haha, it's ok :) I think everyone had slow moments!

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xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0

Yea, I would say so...

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man_in_black08 28

wow.. u were born on feb 29th??.. Cool

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xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0

Lol, yea, I've only had 5 official birthdays in my life...

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man_in_black08 28

hmm.. dont know if that could be taken as a good or a bad thing lol

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cheer4ever96 8

Why would you bury a dog underneath a swing set in the first place?

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rhysfucker 24

I know.. What part of 'dead dog' makes one think 'under the swingset'? Wow.

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sxe_beast 11

The question is... Why would you NOT bury the dog there?

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TheGianaJinx 0

EXACTLY. Why not bury him there? The kids mine as well know the dangers of being on the swing set... A dead dog being one.

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MwahFMLS 6

don't act like u don't know why people would do that. I hate when people comment crap like that.

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coltsrock37 15

You should've thought that through a bit more

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HBoks 7

Thats stupid:p why didn't you think of the fact that if the kids kick the ground sooner or later they might unbury the dog?:p

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rattusrattus 18

My swing set has a trench you could bury a (small) chihuahua in underneath it.

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onthetoilet 3

Why would you do that? Was the sand box full or something?

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