Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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Shmatterhorn 38

Should have grabbed your razor and shaved her first, then give her some loving.

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olhuma 5

Doesn't sound healthy... You might want to read the label and check in the nearest detox center...

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jatinbhanot 6

I bet too much sugar in that starbucks would repulse you... what men do for sex!! :)

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firethief21 4

at least she tried, its the thought that counts

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RedPillSucks 31

Good thing she didn't have a scat fetish.

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sugarbear0727 19

Ew. I would've told her to go to the store to buy some.

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joncole 6

is your girlfriend retarded? or are you such a "nice" guy that you'll do anything bro just go to the store

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jogihoppa8343 23

aww... atleast use of toothpaste had been a better option..

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