Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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picturescrazy 24

Had? There is no "had" in a situation like that. Flat out refuse, you don't "have" to do anything.

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alexscarlatti 5

Ok, I really cannot see a point in a relationship where there is no intimacy for few months. And second, not trying to insult anyone, but her idea is extremely stupid, she should know that you are NOT supposed to eat that. As for him, there is a lot of nice ways to tell her that it's not a good idea, maybe talk to her about intimacy problems. It seems to me like she's the boss in that relationship. Get some integrity.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

#163 > You cannot see the point of a relationship without intimacy for a few months? Are you coming from planet Jersey Shore or what? Lots of couples go through dry spells for a lot of different reasons. Being an adult means that you try to go through these times by communicating, if there is a serious issue that cannot be solved, then you move on. Sex is an important part of a relationship but is not everything. Grow up.

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birds_fml 7

Are you stupid? Is your girlfriend stupid? Seeing as she thought you'd lick off a non-food substance, and you actually did it, we can only assume you both are, and you're made for each other. YDI.

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Jaevwyn 17

Rub your face around her and whip out a razor for a quick shave job, silly response for a silly idea :D

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graphicstyle7 17

Months with no intimacy, then SHAVING CREAM? Wow, I think; 1. You're not married, leave. 2. She's either very stupid and has a low libido, or she's inconsiderate and cheating. Either way, dump her unless there's some really compelling reason to stay.

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