Milky milky

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 21:59

Spicy
Today, it's been one week since spicing things up with mine and my husband's sex life by involving whipped cream. We can now smell of out of date diary, no matter what soap products we use showering. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You're not smelling out-of-date dairy -- you're smelling shame.

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Marcella1016 31

Maybe try tomato juice like they recommend for skunks. From my understanding, the hot water from the shower can make milk smell rancid so maybe you’re just making it worse. Cooler showers or tomato juice and let us know how it goes.

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RichardPencil 30
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You're not smelling out-of-date dairy -- you're smelling shame.

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randybryant799 20

That doesn't even make sense.

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zip2dwess 14
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I think they meant dairy and not diary

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Anon2000 12

Erm, I feel like you’re not showering properly lol

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diraven 15

Switch to onions for a while so you'll smell like potato chip dip.

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Marcella1016 31

Maybe try tomato juice like they recommend for skunks. From my understanding, the hot water from the shower can make milk smell rancid so maybe you’re just making it worse. Cooler showers or tomato juice and let us know how it goes.

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Matthew Smith 13
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I read ‘it’s been one week’ in the style of bare naked ladies

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CraftingQueen8675309 3

LMAO next time just use edible body paints

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