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You're not smelling out-of-date dairy -- you're smelling shame.
Maybe try tomato juice like they recommend for skunks. From my understanding, the hot water from the shower can make milk smell rancid so maybe you’re just making it worse. Cooler showers or tomato juice and let us know how it goes.