Milky milky

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 21:59

Spicy
Today, it's been one week since spicing things up with mine and my husband's sex life by involving whipped cream. We can now smell of out of date diary, no matter what soap products we use showering. FML
I agree, your life sucks 734
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You're not smelling out-of-date dairy -- you're smelling shame.

Maybe try tomato juice like they recommend for skunks. From my understanding, the hot water from the shower can make milk smell rancid so maybe you’re just making it worse. Cooler showers or tomato juice and let us know how it goes.

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You're not smelling out-of-date dairy -- you're smelling shame.

That doesn't even make sense.

I think they meant dairy and not diary

Erm, I feel like you’re not showering properly lol

Switch to onions for a while so you'll smell like potato chip dip.

Maybe try tomato juice like they recommend for skunks. From my understanding, the hot water from the shower can make milk smell rancid so maybe you’re just making it worse. Cooler showers or tomato juice and let us know how it goes.

I read ‘it’s been one week’ in the style of bare naked ladies

LMAO next time just use edible body paints