Desperate
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
psycho2012 7
should have at least borrowed it. I had a rough time two weeks ago with no gas money and I had to borrow 20 from my son who is 7.....kids got more money than I ever had saved up
perdix 31
Why are you still looking for a job? It looks like you're a fairly good thief. Find out from your sister which of her friends have money, and you could be sitting pretty (after giving your sister a cut of the swag.
JMichael 26
No matter how desperate you are you don't steal from a little girl. Grow some balls and ask to borrow from your parents. You deserve this one OP.
Ghost308 11
That's low!!!
gAt_d 26
Why didn't you just ask her? I know she's only ten but she is your sister. You should respect her enough not to steal from her. What did you really need twenty bucks for? I suspect it wasn't for gas...?
raspberryboo 10
why does a ten yr old have 20$ smh
ksks1234 33
My 8 year old has about $100. He got the money for birthday, Christmas, the tooth fairy, etc. he just saves it. Maybe you should ask why someone would steal from a 10 year old.
ZackL624 5
What a dick
Zebediabolical 45
Congratulations. You just stole the money she was going to spend on Christmas.
letsgoblues 3
Everyone's hating on OP. I've been there. I was out of work due to injury and had no money. My brother is 15, but he helped me pay for gas. I can understand Op's need to steal it. They were desperate, and a lot of 10 year olds wouldn't give their $20 to their sibling. If you were really desperate then do what you did, but you need to pay her back.
xReDMemory 28
OP did not need to steal it. He could have found tons of other ways to get gas money,or just walk. I would seriously be pissed if someone stole from me with the excuse that 'You wouldn't give it to me anyway'. I have the right to not to give my stuff to you because it's my stuff. You telling me you would have gotten it either way shows me you think my stuff is yours,which would make me thousands times angrier. Especially if you are my relative.
Xalandra 17
There's tons of ways to make money? Really? Please tell me these ways to make more without spending any. I'd love to hear them. And you suggest walking? Walking, you say? If I ever had to walk to work I'd have to leave an hour and a half early and hope that I wont get jumped on the way there. Walking is not a good solution for job hunting unless you live close by to several job prospects.
Zebediabolical 45
Shovel a neighbors driveway. Mow a neighbors lawn. Housework or babysitting for neighbors and friends families. There's 4. Need more examples?
Cassikin 2
He could have used a bike, offered to do chores or small favours in exchange for money/a ride, ebayed something.... He didn't HAVE to steal from his sister. Either he lives near town in which case he can walk, or he lives a while away in which case when his parents/friends inevitably need to go into town for work/shopping etc. he can get a lift into town, walk around then get a lift back, sure it's exhausting, but deal with it. (If he can steal from his 10 year old sister he probably lives pretty close, most likely still at home). My younger sister steals from me, and she lies about it, this has really, really hurt our relationship, because I don't trust her around my money, my cards, my clothing (she has a horrible tendency to borrow things and forget to give them back, or ruin them), my DVDs, they inevitably end up scratched. She feels like I'm selfish and favour my other sisters because I never share with her, or lend her money (she still owes me £150 she owed up to, and since then she's bought Reading tickets among other things). My older sister often borrows money if she's short when we're out, but I always get it back soon, she just forgets to go to the ATM before she needs the money. My younger sister stole my money when we were younger, sometimes she still does. It's something that has always been a huge thing between us. After she hit 9 she got a bit better, but when she became a teenager she started to borrow, but only when she 'needed' it, and because she kept doing it, her perception of 'needing' it has gotten more and more flexible. I've always been fantastic with money, she hasn't, so she's always seen me having more money than she does, even though assuming we both did our chores before I started uni we had the exact same amount coming in. Especially now that as a student I have a grant, she doesn't take into account the fact that this term, of my £1,200 grant I have spent £300 on a new laptop (my old one was 5 years old and the motherboard died) £240 on a bus pass, saving rather a lot, £230 on getting gas/electric/tv etc. set up and supplied, £100 on only ESSENTIAL textbooks all secondhand, which left me £22 per week for food/toiletries/presents/entertainment/clothing/other (kitchen roll etc). Things here aren't as cheap in the USA. My parents are paying my rent which is slightly lower than the expected parental contribution, but things come up and things will be less tight next term, because my travel card is for the year and I won't need another laptop. I've had to dip into my savings from last year for Christmas and birthdays. But what she sees is that I get lots of money she doesn't..... I guess it's okay if it really is just this once and you put the money back, but it's easy for this to become a habit.
xReDMemory 28
Xalandra,even if you have to spend money to get a job,that does not condone stealing that money from others. I can think of some jobs that don't require spending money,such as babysitting. He could even try to work for his parents,assuming he lives with them. With the money he gets,maybe he could use the bus to get there,if he really doesn't want to walk. OP could go to the library and use the internet to research about jobs near his home,organizations that help poor people etc. He could even apply online if he is that desperate. OP did not have to steal from his sister. Nobody has to steal from someone else. OP wanted to steal from his sister.
xReDMemory 28
Also,leaving half an hour early is not that bad. If you are afraid something will happen to you on the way,ask someone you know to walk with you.
johnny9712 3
Dude that's messed up who steals from a little kid