Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Top comments
ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
jimmy_vansuelo 10
Stealing from a child is a good deed? What's wrong with you
Julestjerne 10
Dude, that's horrible. You could have just asked her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind lending you the money indefinitely.
PrettyBlackChick 16
What is wrong with you? She's 10 and you steal money from her? You pay her back with interest!
cuppycakeslove 20
It's probably his/her allowance that s/he saved up...jerk.
JRFaceless 8
You'd think with such a broken moral compass, you could just say screw the job and turn to a life a crime! Hell even a lot of criminals wouldn't hurt a child
ladybuglet 22
You should have just asked her. Or better yet, use transit I stead of driving around. If you don't have money for your car, use the bus.
Zimmington 21
The bus isn't free so if OP had no money at all this isn't a real solution.
PenguinForDinner 16
If he doesn't have money for the bus - borrow a bike ya fat ****. Stealing from a 10 year old just before Christmas that's absolutely despicable. Oh, and btw OP - you logic is completely flawed. "HAD to steal..." WTF?! Shame on you!
ksks1234 33
I am 99.99999999% sure 9 is being sarcastic.
LissaMccracken 23
You deserve it. You couldn't have asked your parents to borrow money? I hope you pay her back what you took and extra!
driinkbleach 18
Dude, take the bus or something what the hell
Dthsapprntc 23
Taking the bus costs money too. Would it had made you feel better if OP had used the stolen money to take the bus instead?
disney_blonde 16
You're a terrible person and I hope karma bites you in the ass. Most places nowadays will just tell you to go online for an application if you apply in person.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#27 that's so true so she probably stole from her little sister for nothing almost every thing is being done by electronics now.