Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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ashleyjade12 9
I hope you plan on paying her back.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dude just borrow from parents
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Comments (128)
xReDMemory 28
It makes me sad seeing that there are more FYL's than YDI's. I have a sister like you,OP. One who stole from me repeatedly. It not only feels feels like your sister/brother thinks lowly of you and your things enough to take it without permission,but it also feels like they think you are too dumb to actually understand the situation. I hope you are going to return it to her and apologize,as well as compensate for stealing from her. That's the least you can do if you want your sister to trust you in the future.
Thors_Hammer9999 17
well you are a complete and total piece of shit...stealing from a ten year old...what the **** is wrong with you?....I live in Northern Michigan....and WALK to work 3 MILES both ways 5 days a week....It's winter in MICHIGAN....the snow is knee deep in places and the average temperature is 10 degrees...well below freezing...the other day it was below zero....Seriously put on your big boy pants and Man up you sniveling little pussy...no wonder you can't get a job, you need to grow the **** up and the interviewers know that....Might as well start now because what are you going to do if you somehow manage to pull your head out of your ass long enough to get a job and then have to get back and forth?.....keep stealing from her?....when are you going to stop? when she catches you? when she's out of money and just as broke as a joke as you are? Then who are you going to steal from you thief? Mom? Dad? another sibling? candy from a baby? what are you going to do if she was saving that to get something nice for someone for the holidays? and it's gone when she goes to get it? Yeah I can tell why you didn't go to your parents for help...I'd bet they're real proud of the little thief they raised....I almost want to say that you're just pathetic because stealing from a child is pathetic.
khaoticpanda 28
I never had 20$ when i was ten
brook86 4
Wow how sad! She's a child. Get a damn job!
nes_346 10
It happens to the best of us...
Epikouros 32
Couldn't you sell a kidney, deal drugs, prostitute yourself or work at a call center? Anything but stealing from a kid.
Fou_Lou 20
How about using a bike to go around own when gas is low? Its hard to belive that your family has NO bike.
blazingshot147 19
Wait have you tried looking near your house like walking/biking distance?
NatalieOntheTram 11
You better pay her back and not make it a habit. Or else, I WILL come find you. My brother still owes me hundreds of dollars from doing just this.
Shepardspie71 8
Just ask your parents and pay her back