Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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cartez2gs
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ahahahhahaa. pwned by your child. shave your furry beaver. lol
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collegegirl87
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omg just because her child says it was a beard does not mean she has a jungle. children don't have any hair so of course they are going to be surprised. FYL and you don't need to shave
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cartez2gs
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ahahahhahaa. pwned by your child. shave your furry beaver. lol
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JuliaM1000
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ROFL. I almost peepeed laughing!!!
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StunnerSarah
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childzz say the funniest things. >:] ydi for now shaving your beard.
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marinus_fml
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atleast your daughter entertained everyone else in the restroom.
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remy3106
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haha ^
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43bubba34
| 25
ydi. you don't have to shave it, at least trim it. Damn!
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Professorx2z
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win
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lajaynay
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shave that muff!!
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legonut4
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you are very hairy down there as even your four year old daughter knows it.
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xSummerRosaleex
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Damn, OP. Cut down that jungle. :)
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Jessi2487
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awww thts kinda cute OP... i hope tht doesnt sound wrong lol
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Mumbellosity711
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lmfao. this is wicked funny
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hnz
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seems like 4 year old kids love to say the funniest and honest opinion just like the lion comment
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vladmirk
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Shave already you hairy bitch.
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collegegirl87
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omg just because her child says it was a beard does not mean she has a jungle. children don't have any hair so of course they are going to be surprised. FYL and you don't need to shave
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mona_is_here
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That's why brazilian waxing is the bestttt.
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soldierz
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StunnerSarah is prettyy stunning
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Palmless
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I don't favorite FML's....
But this is an exception.
LMFAO.
But this is an exception.
LMFAO.
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UnderageDrinker1
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I think your beautiful. just saying. and if you look at my picture I'm the one with the sun glasses.
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coolsteve
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YDI for not trimming or shaving it, nobody likes a jungle bush with dried semen, discharge and pee.
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rebbee
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YDI for having a hairy vag.
Ever heard of waxing?
Ever heard of waxing?
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Kookish
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any hair down there would surprise a kid and look like a beard to them. it in no way means that it isn't trimmed or anything.
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InfiltratedMind
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your response: because it isnt a peepee its a hungry bear and if you don't shut up it will eat you(rawr) and then RAM her head up your vag.
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imaginaryvoice
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Lmao, 84. That sounds like something I would say.
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sugarbaby79
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Hair vags keep you warm && cozy in the winter.
Bahaha. JK shave your hotpocket ;D
Bahaha. JK shave your hotpocket ;D
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comedychick
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ahaha exposed!!
kids these days lmao
kids these days lmao
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mattman1994
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See that is when you flush your kid down the toilet
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mrbiffle
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then trim that shit as low as possible nobodywants s mouth full of hai
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the_flirtt
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lol atleast trim and wouldn't that hurt 62 ?
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BahahahLOL
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I was the perv in the stall next to yours
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mona_is_here
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114, that hurts only for the few first times, then you get used to it and I even fell asleep during the procedure once lol
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the_flirtt
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haha dam u mam have my respect
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Stupified
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Why don't women use an electric razor, you can't cut yourself and it get down reall thin quick and painlessly
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remy3106
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I'm gonna try an electric razor haha I just use a regular disposable one....
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Hayman68
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commenting on comment to b near top
can i c that beard?
can i c that beard?
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rogerover
| 19
electric razors can't do as good a job as the blade. it gives a cleaner result. no nubs!
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mona_is_here
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127, :D well, beauty is pain anyway but I rather stand unpleasant feelings than be a hairy mess :D
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SinShady
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Maybe Chris Tucker should shave it for you
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the_flirtt
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135 some girls have a little line and it's not that bad
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hannah1203
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
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mona_is_here
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140, like in adult movies?:D
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the_flirtt
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no from experience ;) lol
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jodope1
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haha thats funny yet embarrasing.... im not going to say anything but that.........................
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melliemoo17
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^ agreed
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remy3106
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152 is hot
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rebekahah
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#55 agreed.
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soccerguy77
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#168 is so sexy.
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lovesuckz123
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Lol x) what cute kid! shave! :)
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afdude87
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so fuckin classic. some kids are so awesome.
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diet_otaku
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they didn't laugh because she's too hairy, they laughed because that was a funny way for a child to phrase what she saw.
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wafflez333
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YDI for not shaving good God thats filthy!!!
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mshoes12346
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haha its beard not beaver
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swalch43
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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klaralynn
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me too!
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MrSexToy
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parenting 101?
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heynow00wellthen
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hehe, that's funny. ^^ at least everyone else got a laugh =)
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heynow00wellthen
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..me?
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frogydays
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omg! that's fucking great!
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213 where is my money?
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kmow32
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op u don't necessarily need to shave it all, it's all the opinion of ur hubby ( well and u of course), if he likes it, then who cares bout all these ppl telling you ur a hairy b----,, it just makes them look stupid.
and if u really wanted to, just kick the kid out of the stall and then do ur stuff lol ;)
and if u really wanted to, just kick the kid out of the stall and then do ur stuff lol ;)
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ragtime88
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141,I hope you know you just made my day :)
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MissXxBipolarXx
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Win! Total win! :D
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nerdychick411
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haha lol
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gkings18
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holy shit your skinny haha! take some protein
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Shaebug12
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what dies YDI mean???
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LOLSMILEYFACE331
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You Deserve It.
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yennie
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nom nom
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cherryllollo
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@cart do u need some peaches to go with that cottage cheese
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neongurl98
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ewww, no need to take it that far!!
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dramaqueen0704
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Ydi means you deserved it
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selenagomezlover
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You deserved it :)
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GuErItA
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first!:)
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nyc718
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lol the moderators don't moderate failures
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FMLandurstoo
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didi is a mod
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MiSTERmAttt
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haha that is halarious I donzt care about spell I'm on my iPod
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slatter
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I'm on an iPod and my spelling is fine? it should be easier as it autocorrects...
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gabby301
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who gives an f if it's spelled wrong. I sure as hell don't give a fuck.
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Brittney_E
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What's so hard about deleting a Z? I'm on my ipod....
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Loofah_fml
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He also spelled hilarious wrong.
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MiSTERmAttt
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I know rite
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Kazze
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Go and count the number of sprinkles on a Pop Tart, divide by 10, and you have (what I'm guessing) is a number close to your IQ. Either you're illiterate, or just extremely lazy...
Better yet, it's probably both.
Better yet, it's probably both.
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zackkmann21
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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GreenBud_fml
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umm.. beard on your peepee? what kind of mother are you?
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NeroKR13
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"when you've see one beaver you've seen them all.." xD shaaaavvee lol
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remy3106
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haha it's call shaving or waxing!!
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zooauthor7
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lol u look stonedd
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tanjoodo
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And you look weird...Oh wait, That's a dog...
(no offense intended)
(no offense intended)
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remy3106
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I don't do drugs. lol
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lolfood
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"look"
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Vehicle
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LOL
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GuErItA
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second actually but good enough for now:P and yea. waxing ppl. eww
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Infamous_Hawk
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fail at second
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ballwiz23
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scroll up
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you_failed
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Oh woooow!!!! xD
That must have been embarrassing!!
Kids say the darnest things :D
That must have been embarrassing!!
Kids say the darnest things :D
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DivineGarden
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your kid - win